What is the closest you ever came to death?

Started by Jabba the Hutt12 pages
Jabba the Hutt Out of my element

When I was 8 months old, a really big mirror fell on my head. The mirror shattered, yet I was left with no cuts or bruises. The shards were in a circle around me.

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Really? what was that like....? Did you dream?
Not in the coma. Morphine makes you dream.

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Valharu
Not in the coma. Morphine makes you dream.

😄

Morphine: Gods Piss in bottles.

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

Morphine was far worse than the pain ever was.

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

Originally posted by Valharu
Morphine was far worse than the pain ever was.

😑 Why

JaehSkywalker Possibly here.

always takes risks.

> When i crossed the street almost got run over
> i was walking and got a 'tap' on the shoulder by a jeep of some sort

and so on...

LanceWindu Senior Member
Originally posted by BlackC@
I got really sick from pneumonia when I was 10.

I was born with double pneumonia, me and my mom both almost died.

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
😄

Morphine: Gods Piss in bottles.


Nice way to put it. 😆

JaehSkywalker Possibly here.

^ awww./....

K.Diddy DiddyWood Style
Originally posted by SeptemberRain
I died. I drank a 5th of Jack Daniels and ten beers one night. I drank the 5th in 45 mins and i dont remeber how long it took for the beers. But i woke up in the hospital and i was told that i had no pulse at one point.

Same thing happened to me,when I was 16,17 exept I drank more than that 😑

Pussy 🥷

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

Thats not a lot at all. Pretty piss weak.

K.Diddy DiddyWood Style
Originally posted by Valharu
Thats not a lot at all. Pretty piss weak.

😂

Xam Lord Xam

I Almost Die 5 Minutes Ago

Wow...I was eating a hot dog and i took a big ass bite then chuged some water then BAM i was choking then my aunt had to press on my chest n stuff,im still shivering...i was passing out then paff i barfed everything out...it was so scary,neways thaught i should share that with yall

LanceWindu Senior Member
Originally posted by Xam
Wow...I was eating a hot dog and i took a big ass bite then chuged some water then BAM i was choking then my aunt had to press on my chest n stuff,im still shivering...i was passing out then paff i barfed everything out...it was so scary,neways thaught i should share that with yall

Chew each bite 25 times.

Impediment Endless

You know whats in hot dogs? Lips and assholes. droolio

LanceWindu Senior Member
Originally posted by Impediment
You know whats in hot dogs? Lips and assholes. droolio

Some damn tasty assholes.

Xam Lord Xam

haha yummy

Gornack El Bastardo

That sux you choked on some lips and assholes. 😬

Imaginary blinded

Re: I Almost Die 5 Minutes Ago

Originally posted by Xam
Wow...I was eating a hot dog and i took a big ass bite then chuged some water then BAM i was choking then my aunt had to press on my chest n stuff,im still shivering...i was passing out then paff i barfed everything out...it was so scary,neways thaught i should share that with yall

Hi Xam *waves* Long time no see.

Xam Lord Xam

no but it was effin scary i thaugh i was gonna die...