What is the closest you ever came to death?

Started by Xam12 pages

Re: Re: I Almost Die 5 Minutes Ago

Originally posted by Imaginary
Hi Xam *waves* Long time no see.

oh crap heyyy!do u still have me on msn????

Originally posted by Xam
no but it was effin scary i thaugh i was gonna die...

Well, I'm glad you didn't die, dude! 🙂

I once choked....................................my chicken. whistling

Originally posted by Gornack
Well, I'm glad you didn't die, dude! 🙂

i know eh,can u just imagine???no one would of ever known too

Originally posted by Xam
i know eh,can u just imagine???no one would of ever known too

I'm so setting it up so if I die, people on KMC will find out about it.

yeah same

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm so setting it up so if I die, people on KMC will find out about it.

How?

Originally posted by Impediment
How?

I've got a couple KMC members who I am related to, or my mom would come on and let people know.

im so scared that when i die no one will know n theyd find my body all roten

I nearly died!

Alright members of Kmc, i know your intellectual natures will find this story a waste of time but i must convey how me and my girlfriend Laura nearly died in a trolley related incident!
Ok this is the marvelous tale of how Laura and I nearly got horribly killed lol. We were waiting for the bus and had no where to sit so we climbed into a trolley together, slowly the trolley rolled onto the road and a huge monster truck drove towards us. We screamed at the top of our lungs but managed to flip the trolley and jump out. We looked back at the trolley as the monster truck drove right over it, destroying it instantly. We ran to our bus and i whipped out a ten but the evil heartless bus driver said "i dont have enough change" i screamed no!!!!!!!! but he drove off. next we decided to skip on over to timezone for a quickie(not sex you sick geeks!!!!) we got money and some sexy photos and then went back to our bus.
This was edited as it had alot more profane language 🙂

what kind of lord this is? 😮‍💨 good luck

One who is cherished by his community of friends and came onto this site to embrace his inner nerd lol

that true?

Of course kind sir why would i need to exaggerate such a story hehe.

might be.

one - am NoT a 'sir'

and two - plausible maybe, but didn't really believe you.

me neither.

Oh sorry i assumed, making an ass out of me. And ok i cannot tell a lie it is exaggerated but the trolley did roll onto a busy road. 🙂

sure it did, biff.

Biff? ok..