What is (or would be) on your answering machine?

that's what it's all about baby, you rock. When you say " And i'll call you back" you say it with meaning. "i'll call you BACK!!!!!!"

My good man, VENOMfan does a dead on impression of Sean Connery.

"You've reached Mr. (Last name) I hope you're pleased with your self, you can dial a phone. This is Sean Connery. Hahaha! Ass! Leave a message"

That's on my cell phone

HELL YEAH!! watching people react to that is the best part

Its funny... I called my fren up and I heard "Hello.... Hello... are you there.. Leave a message." Little did I know, in the begging, I was talking to an answering machine. Damn I felt stupid after that. Im thinking about putting that on my answering machine.... nah, I aint dirtz.

lol. 😆

i have a buddy who doe's that...I went apeshit on him once becuase of it

clever tho

Yes... clever.... 😑

I would be pissed off if that happened to me and I would leave a message like freak you dumbass. 😆

well here it is to my best knowledge

Hey........what's goin on.........ok...wait hold on let me get ricky......
((Ricky get's on, Im already like"HEY MAN I WAS TALKING TO YOU!))
hello?...........HELLO?...Ryan nobody is here.......((im all you bastard im right here!))........ok leave a message((then i flipped out on him))

lol I bet you gave him a beating.

well he throw's partie's with free beer so i let it slide............but i did steel a pizza once, and i was DRUNK at the time so it was like twice the accomplishment

my friend did that on her cell message, cept she did it w/like music in the background n all, so it seriously sounded like she was in her room or sumthin w/friends over, it was crazy...

Originally posted by VENOMfan
well here it is to my best knowledge

Hey........what's goin on.........ok...wait hold on let me get ricky......
((Ricky get's on, Im already like"HEY MAN I WAS TALKING TO YOU!))
hello?...........HELLO?...Ryan nobody is here.......((im all you bastard im right here!))........ok leave a message((then i flipped out on him))

On my mobile i have the following...
"This is Captain Big Gay Kirk of the USS Enterprise... I can't talk right now, as Scotty has accidentally beamed us to the wrong planet, but if you leave a message, I will get Uhura to open a hailing frequency when we return... Spock, Spock, get me out of here Spock..."

I do it in my best Bill Shatner 😑 Sad, huh???

a loud: 'GO AND F*CK YERSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND DON'T CALL ME AGAIN!'

hey u have reached charlotte if your a hot guy or my m8s leave a mesage if not piss off

Hi you have reached Krabs55 , if you would like to leave a krabs sandwich that would be fine, if u would like to leave a message that would be worse but fine too .... thanks for calling

i had this one from rush hour...

"if anybody need, i'm gona be working a big big case for the fbi"

I made up witty rhymes for my phone numbers which both end up with the machine hanging up on the caller!! 😄