What is (or would be) on your answering machine?

WE WILL WE WILL CALL YOU BACK (friends 😄)

to rhyme with 9, this had better not be a waste of my time, etc etc

to rhyme with 2, don't ring me pal, I'll ring you.

on my cell phone:hello? wait, what? oh just leave a message!!!

The nacho man song ✅
It's actually on my cell, it's me and my friends yelling "Nacho, nacho man, we wanna be nacho men!!" sombrero2

Mine is...

*sigh* Hello, this is Heaven, God speaking....

( i read that somewhere and i decided to try it out)

😱 🤣

"hello..... oh its you.....yeah..... i know..... i know..... oh! i know.....wait whos this? *BEEP*"

I called my friend once his answering service sounds like a guy gone skits... i thought i called the wrong number, i was thinking whats up this guys a**. he also used that you kicked my dog prank