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Srank you were actually serious about Wolverine being faster than Spiderman, ouch.
Originally posted by capt it up
when ahs wolverine ever admitted elektra could beat him? cna you prove this. Also he said spiderman could break his neck, but he could of been lying or maybe he really thought spiderman could, but the facts remain spiderman can not. hulk has not been able to do it so of course spiderman can't
After a fight with Gorgon. This is no different than the fact that Wolverine isn't faster than Spiderman, but if you can use that logic, so can I.
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Christ, this is like have an argument with a brick wall.Brickwall: "Spider-man is totally like... I don't know like 100 times faster!"
Srank: "I heard you already Brickwall but look here, Wolverine and Captain America have done all those things right?"
Brickwall: "Yeah, so..."
Srank: "So then he can't much faster if at all."
Brickwall: "Thats crap."
Srank: "Why?"
Brickwall: "Uh... because... just because."
Srank: "That isn't a reason..."
Brickwall: "It's crap because it's crap."
Srank: "..."
Brickwall: "Look here, this Handbook says Spider-man is superhuman, but that Captian America are peak human... See? Do you see?"
Srank: "... So a throw away label in a noncanical Handbook holds more value then the comic book feats them self"
Brickwall: "No.. no... but... those Wolverine speed feats are crap."
Srank: "Why?"
Brickwall: "Because if they weren't crap then Spider-man wouldn't be faster! And everyone knows he's faster so it has to be crap, duh."
Srank: "..."
"They're crap because they're crap". Well said CM, I always look forward to the classic "Just because" Spider-man fan arguement.
It will ALWAYS hit a circular argument with fanboys, because no matter what you say they ignore statistical evidence, and put up their wet dream outliers for characters. There's no point in arguing with people who ignore common sense and will only bring up nonsensical arguments of Wolverine picking up trees, and beating godzilla, or some silly shit like breaking the sound barrier. Spiderman's statistically faster, physically faster, and comically faster on a consistant basis, anyone who argues otherwise is simply being a fanboy, like yourself. I see you made no counter. I see that Wolverine fanboys will continue to wipe the page with their continued bad spelling. What point are you going to bring up? Dodging bullets? That's not even a big deal, hell bullets are the biggest jobbers in comics after all. Can Wolverine charge enough energy in his legs to clear a small parking lot in a jump? Can he pull himself 50 feet in the air. No. It's the same old stuff with new fanboyism, and I shouldn't really have to explain why a portrayal with Wolverine being faster than Spiderman using the same amount of effort is crap, since Spiderman is built to be faster. For some reason it's okay for you to argue DS hitting flash being crap just becuase, but when it's Wolverine I'm supposed to take your assanine points? Ok. I also like how you ignore Metalmanx's scans. 😆
Its always, "it's ok because it happened, now lets blatantly ignore all of the fallacy in it because its Wolverine" and "There is no crap writing when it comes to Wolverine." According to you guys Wolverine shouldn't be grabbed by Shadowcat and should be speedblitzed, when does it end?
More like:
Wolverine fanboy: Wolverine is much faster than Spiderman.
Fanboy Slayer: That's illogical, Spiderman's body is built to be faster than Wolverine's.
Wolverine fanboy: There is no logic in comics.
Fanboy Slayer: So why bother debating then?
Wolverine fanboy: *Ignores argument and puts up a pic of Wolverine breaking the sound barrier*. "Well Wolverine is faster than the eye can see.
Fanboy Slayer: This also makes no sense since for a humanoid body to move faster than that, it would have to move several times the speed of sound.
Wolverine fanboy: Wolverine can jump 5 stories in the air
Fanboy Slayer: This is not a comic it's a forum where PIS/CIS apply. There's no way a person with a 300 lb skeleton is jumping 50 feet in the air.
Wolverine fanboy: You're just saying that because you hate Wolverine. Seen later in other threads arguing CIS against Cyclops.
Fanboy Slayer: Also statistically Spiderman is faster-
Wolveirne Fanboy: Statistics don't count, sorry *posts up pic of Wolverine surviving a nuke.*
*Fanboys come in to cluster**** (as proven by Big Sexy below)*
This goes on and on and on until someone realizes that they are wasting their time with people who think Wolverine beats Godzilla amongst other things.