Lord Voldemorts X-mas Wish List

AS we al know, Christmas is almost here, and that means its tiime to set up our wish lists? What do you think Lord Voldemort Would most want for christmas?

1.a green care bear
2.a new ste of robes
3.a sweater made by mrs.weasley
4.for dunbledore to die a slow and painful death
5.a bag of sour skittles.......

everybody get how to play?

6: Gummie Bears (he likes to bite there heads off)
7: Harry potter dolls (so he can practice killing him)

8.a makeup kit
9. a 'Sasha' bratz doll

a pink tu tu I think he would love to be a ballerina

A new diary

a life

A new body so he can mingle freely with other wizards without needing Pettigrew's help.

people who actually like him, maybe...

a subscription to the harry potter fan club

a cute little kitten wub

how to be a dark lord for dummies

a hilary duff cd.Knowing that her music is just as evil as he is makes him feel better.

~ His own pair of Harry glasses compltete with stickytaped part 😛

The Fab 5 to make him over.
'I am the grooming genie. I grant you three wishes. No nose hair? I do it.'
'You don't have a complete inventory of all your couture?'
'The theme in the kitchen appears to be: A bomb went off.'
'I mean it looks actually like you're nuts. And if you weren't here to represent yourself, I'd think that, pretty much, we'd found him and I'd call the police.'
'We're stressing out the staright guy! Wooo!'

I love da Fab 5 😱

A brand new wand that won't regurgatate its victims.

1. voodoo dolls of harry and dumbledore
2. pins to stick in voodoo dolls
3. plastic surgery (hehe)

he would want jkrowling to finish the book faster so he could know his destiny 😉

Originally posted by DanZeke25
a life

Thats a good 1 hhhhr