ok..i am gunna do something a lil different...this is voldemorts LETTER to santa:
Dear Santa,I want these thing..i am afraid if you can't get them for me
i'll cry,i really want to be able to crap....must be that cheese snape gave me from last year.a new wand...you have no idea how lonely i get...so i made use for the wand.a doll...i never can get my mom to goto the toy store with me...as she is dead.plastic surgery,i realllllly want this fricken studdering dude's face off of me.stamps and envelopes,i want to write all of the people i have killed and tell them i am sorry,and plz...plz...tell me the number for 911.
sign Voldemort
SANTA'S REPLY:
Dear Voldemort,**** YOU!
sign santa
a glow in the dark fuzzy teddy bear (he is scared of the dark.... awww)
a sparkly electric blue mini-skirt (to go with the tights)
'an evil wizard's guide on: how to get a girlfriend'
'an evil wizard's guide on: how to dress like a muggle'
'an evil wizard's guide on: how to conquer the world: barney style