Lord Voldemorts X-mas Wish List

I think it will go alittle like this:

KILL HARRY!(Written 1oo times in best handwritting!)
TAKE OVER THE WORLD!(Again)
GET AN ACTION TOY OF HIMSELF!
HAVE A MOVIE STARTING HIM AS HIMSELF!

And that is all I can think of right now.JM LOL.,

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lol

Get an action toy 😆 Good 1

Thanks!JM

I made up a funny one

Note to santa:

santa? i want these things if it isn't to much trouble

toy train (i have always wanted one)

a mask (harry doesn't want to play with me any more because of the face on the back of my head)

a sweater (it gets cold)

a wand (i wanna show harry some of my good curses...and i PROMISE,I wanna be friends with harry,not kill him)

a girlfriend (no one likes me cuz i got my butt kicked by a kid!)

fluffy pink bunnie slippers.

a bright red jumper with a lightening bolt across the front

a friend
a fluffy bunny

😆 A friend thats good 😄

1 A New body ( I am soo tired of being stuck in the back of that stuttering guy's head)
2 A new Wand that won't regurgetate my past victims right in the middle of a duel with Harry Potter (that is soo annoying)
3 A warm coat so I don't freeze to death while Wormtail is carrying me
4 A bat so I can beat that Malfoy kid over the head for his cheek
5 More Death Eaters (Malfoy and his boys got arrested, so I have three spots open)
6 A magical eye of my very own (I envied the one used by Mad Eye Moody)
7 A date for the Yule Ball (I havent been in ages)
8)My own broom
9)A cloak to wear when I go out at night
and 10) A supply of chocolate frogs and every flavor beans

Good 1's 😉

Thank you, thank you, we aim to please, sir. 😎

Sir 😑

lol miss cool...miss
VOLDEMORT'S REAL WISH LIST
1.cookbook (i love to cook when i am sad )
2:a notepad (i love to write poems by the fire)
3.a blow up doll (to get my groove on)
4:for harry potter to like me
5:for a wig (i love to feel pretty)
6:lilo and stitch the movie (so cute!!!!!)
7:a new wand (pink cuz pink is my favorite color)
8:hearted underware (my other ones are with lip marks,i need new ones)
9:bunny slippers (it gets cold out here in the forbidden forest)
10:a computer (i like to look up porn....it makes me feel sooo good 😖hifty: )

LMAO!!!!! Great list there! And I apologise for getting FNC's gender wrong, I thought she was a he. 😮

lol!

a pretty pink feather boa to go with his glenda the good witch outfit

lol

hahahaha

A stripper that looks like Hermione.....

i think thats on Rons wish list