Originally posted by Tired Thins
I, Rita, have invented a new cologne for you guys! Basically, you put it on and as soon as a woman smells it, she takes her clothes off and humps your leg! I think you will find it useful in your crime fighting endeavors. Okie, I'm Rita! Byeeeee! 😉*drives off in white van, tinted, yeah*
Nice. Good job Rita. 🙂 I knew there was more to you than good looks.
*Applies cologne and sets off to find a woman*