Originally posted by Samurai Guy
*Does really sexy jump onto the pole*I know it sounded bad... that was half the point. Quick, these socks 'n' sandals fiends must be destroyed.
*door opens on the main floor. SG slides down the pole. The duo pick out the offending sock-sandal wearer like a criminal in a police line*
There! *points at the offendee* You go around to the side, and I'll come up front. Slowly though, these guys are often oblivious, and startle easily. Put on your game face partner.
*Blue Steele*
Originally posted by Samurai Guy
*Magnum*Game face on, partner.
*Sneeks around to the side, hidden behind a motorcycle*
*nods*
Sir? SIR! *large man wearing tan sandals, white socks pulled up to the knees, green shorts and a hawaian shirt looks his way*
You are in direct violation of the Ugly people/Bad dresser standard, section 19B. Please move directly to the nearest bathroom where we will re-adorn you with sexy clothes.
*Man licks his lips, looks at the duo nervously, and lunges at SG*
Originally posted by Samurai Guy
*Magnum**Man stops mid-lunge, frozen*
There will be none of that, good sir. Should I float him there, CM?
Good shot SG!
Yeah...float him there. I'll get the wardrobe. *pulls off a tiny wrist transponder and pushes a button. A closet appears from the wall, with thousands of designer outfits*
Sir, this is not going to hurt at all...
*notices that due to the man's enormous girth and weight, SG is struggling with levitating the man. CM runs up beside SG and looks at the man*
I'll give you a hand SG.
*BLUE STEELE!*