Sexy Crime Fighting Duo

Started by Canadian Moose23 pages

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
*Magnum*

I'll take the sexy-pole!

*stops*

That sounds soooooo bad.

*resumes sexy run to the elevator*

*Does really sexy jump onto the pole*

I know it sounded bad... that was half the point. Quick, these socks 'n' sandals fiends must be destroyed.

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
*Does really sexy jump onto the pole*

I know it sounded bad... that was half the point. Quick, these socks 'n' sandals fiends must be destroyed.

*door opens on the main floor. SG slides down the pole. The duo pick out the offending sock-sandal wearer like a criminal in a police line*

There! *points at the offendee* You go around to the side, and I'll come up front. Slowly though, these guys are often oblivious, and startle easily. Put on your game face partner.

*Blue Steele*

*Magnum*

Game face on, partner.

*Sneeks around to the side, hidden behind a motorcycle*

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
*Magnum*

Game face on, partner.

*Sneeks around to the side, hidden behind a motorcycle*

*nods*

Sir? SIR! *large man wearing tan sandals, white socks pulled up to the knees, green shorts and a hawaian shirt looks his way*

You are in direct violation of the Ugly people/Bad dresser standard, section 19B. Please move directly to the nearest bathroom where we will re-adorn you with sexy clothes.

*Man licks his lips, looks at the duo nervously, and lunges at SG*

*Magnum*

*Man stops mid-lunge, frozen*

There will be none of that, good sir. Should I float him there, CM?

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
Mrs. Samurai Guy?

🤨

Lol scott! Its Mr samurai girl....after all you took my name

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
*Magnum*

*Man stops mid-lunge, frozen*

There will be none of that, good sir. Should I float him there, CM?

Good shot SG!

Yeah...float him there. I'll get the wardrobe. *pulls off a tiny wrist transponder and pushes a button. A closet appears from the wall, with thousands of designer outfits*

Sir, this is not going to hurt at all...

*notices that due to the man's enormous girth and weight, SG is struggling with levitating the man. CM runs up beside SG and looks at the man*

I'll give you a hand SG.

*BLUE STEELE!*

Thanks! I needed a hand.

Originally posted by Samurai Girl
Lol scott! Its Mr samurai girl....after all you took my name

😆

*sweat starts to pour off his face as he struggles*

Ummm...SG?

Oh, sorry. I thought you were taking over. 😮

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
Oh, sorry. I thought you were taking over. 😮

No no...I was merely helping you...and this guy is a little heavy...

Thats like saying the sun in kind of warm.

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
Thats like saying the sun in kind of warm.

Speaking of which, we have tanning appointments at 3. Also, you're scheduled for a face wrap and peel, with Gretchen.

Dont you have a massage, manicure, and pedicure today with Yolanda?

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
Dont you have a massage, manicure, and pedicure today with Yolanda?

Yes. This afternoon.

She's such a peach that Yolanda.

Ok...back to the task at hand...

*Moves man to the floor and snaps his fingers, changing him from frumpy to humpy*

*Sneaks up on SG and CM, cocks legs and urinates special fugly bird magnet pheromone spray over them*

*snaps*

And new clothes and full hygene are ours!

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
*snaps*

And new clothes and full hygene are ours!

*sniffs* Infidels. They think they can stop us...*laughs*

*gives SG the super sexy secret handshake* 😎

Damn those sexy soppy hero's!