Van Helsing

Started by Phoenix16 pages

Originally posted by ~Angel~
Either you like them or you don't.

It's like Marmite!!

*notices every non-english person staring at her with scared expressions*

It's the Marmite adverts, you either love it or you hate it! 😄

Originally posted by ~Angel~
O my goodness! Don't you people see that this movie is supposed to be tounge-in-cheek? Every part of it is a cliche. Anyone heard of Mel Brooks? He is the KING of tounge-in-cheek movies. Either you like them or you don't.

I loved it. I laughed through the whole thing.

Love, Mel Brooks didnt write or direct this movie. Which is quite obvious. You cant compare it to his movies because he makes spoofs. This isnt a spoof. Nor is it trying to be.

I went to see it this morning..and i actually enjoyed it..i like vampire films..and ok i admit it i like Hugh Jackman! And i don't care what anyone else thinks, you all have your own opinions.

Love, Mel Brooks didnt write or direct this movie. Which is quite obvious. You cant compare it to his movies because he makes spoofs. This isnt a spoof. Nor is it trying to be.

😕 I never said Mel Brooks did write or direct the movie (sorry, I wasn't very clear). But it is similar in the way that you either love it or hate it. Isn't it kind of a spoof on every old horror movie? Maybe not.

I know you didnt say that. Maybe I wasnt clear LOL
You cant say "you either like it or not", if ppl dont like spoofs then they wont like it. If they do they'll love it (I'm talking about Mel Brooks).
Ven Helsing is a Action / Adventure / Horror / Fantasy, I like these types of movies and so do lots off ppl. Some didnt like this movie. I thought it was a bit boring and didnt really captivate me. Plus it resemble James Bond too much.

Ven Helsing just puts "all" the mounters together, its not a spoof.

OK, people who say "you don't get it" are just trying to justify such a crap movie.

It was supposed to be an action film about horror characters. That's it. The action sucked, the comedy sucked, the acting sucked, and I had seen everything done ten times before.

It wasn't a spoof. The fact that people are trying to support the film by calling it a spoof shows how much the film makers have failed.

Originally posted by pipschick
I went to see it this morning..and i actually enjoyed it..i like vampire films..and ok i admit it i like Hugh Jackman! And i don't care what anyone else thinks, you all have your own opinions.

thanQ!!!! somnice 2 say bout the movie 4 once!!!
i'm c'ing it 2morrow and still looking forward 2 it 2!!!!!
i also like vampire movies 2vampire............... 🙄 tv_horror

People liking movies simply because of WHO is in it? WTF? Since when do you judge a movie based on that?

That's a very airheaded way to judge movies. Don't you people know what makes a good movie?

to those who have seen van helsing

hello people..... i would like to go and watch this movie but i get all spase mode when i see blood so can i ask the people who have seen van hesling if the are any major gross bits in the film........

Originally posted by Red Superfly
People liking movies simply because of WHO is in it? WTF? Since when do you judge a movie based on that?

That's a very airheaded way to judge movies. Don't you people know what makes a good movie?

😠 Hey..i didn't see it just because of Hugh..ok i like him..but i love all vampire movies..regardless of who is in it..i'm not some kid you know..i'm over 25!!! 😠

....hugh is pretty ugly though... 😘

by the way, the other dude, is that Faramir from LOTR?

Re: to those who have seen van helsing

Originally posted by ladygrim
hello people..... i would like to go and watch this movie but i get all spase mode when i see blood so can i ask the people who have seen van hesling if the are any major gross bits in the film........

Blood wise there isnt much.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
People liking movies simply because of WHO is in it? WTF? Since when do you judge a movie based on that?

That's a very airheaded way to judge movies. Don't you people know what makes a good movie?

Dont judge other ppl tastes!

Yeh but if you dont judge other peoples tastes then you cant go out with them and have romantic candle lite dinners and stuff. Assumption of a person means everything, when ya trying to take em out on a date and assumption of a person also includes their tastes. 💃

🙄

I just saw it Finally.

^ and?.... I'm assuming you liked it but were terrified of getting ripped a new one by speaking your mind. ✅

On to the judging thing, you shouldn't like a movie just because of who is in it OR because of the genre. Just because you like vampires and it has vampires doesn't make it good.

Originally posted by Myth
^ and?.... I'm assuming you liked it but were terrified of getting ripped a new one by speaking your mind. ✅

On to the judging thing, you shouldn't like a movie just because of who is in it OR because of the genre. Just because you like vampires and it has vampires doesn't make it good.

Isnt there one actor/actress that you like so much that no matter how bad the movie is you still enjoy it?!

How come everyone 💃 Kill Bill? Its not that good. Its nothing new. Ok so its probably the first film like that which is not dubbed o wow. And Uma Thurman is well ugly anyway.

What the hell am i talking about this is Van Helsing right? Ok firstly i wanna know where the HEL (punn of the week) this director dude got the idea to do van helsing and secondly why the hell does Van Helsing use stuff which was made like in the 21st century in a time which was set in like the 18th century? I mean how cheesey is that eh?

No, there are no movies that I will love because of who is in them just because of who it is. I will go to a movie because of who is in it but it doesn't mean I will like the movie. There is a good chance that I will like the movie since I like actors who are good at their job, not just good at looking good.