Singles

Inspired by the (frankly stomach turning) couples thread I notice that a lot of people on KMC seem to team up online in what i like to call "deluded and doomed pretend relationships"

Many people are missing out tho as they are single... so...

For the paltry sum of $10 a day I'm prepared to pretend to be someones significant other. (PAYPAL only) I'll create a KMC sock and be the love of your life.

I'll come in all smoochy - I'll have your name and a few heart smileys in my sig file. I'll post foxy pictures of some dumbass in the members picture area and claim its me (male or female - it doesnt matter as we will never meet...)

You know you want it. $10 a day to be the envy of the other sad dateless KMC geeks. PM for more details.

Uumm...Mr.zero...are you okay.....

Originally posted by Antoinette
Uumm...Mr.zero...are you okay.....

I think its safe to say "No" ...

😂 Ah Mr Zero ever the dry sense of humour! 😂

Originally posted by Baylin
😂 Ah Mr Zero ever the dry sense of humour! 😂

Dont be shy baylin..I can see your interested... I can send you our brochure if you like?

🤣 this is the greatest thread ive seen all day

I'm a dog I cant read! Um does it have any nice pictures....

Mr.zero...have you read baylins profile by any chances?

Originally posted by Baylin
I'm a dog

That one was on the house.

Originally posted by Antoinette
Mr.zero...have you read baylins profile by any chances?

Yeah hes into Liv Tyler* - i figured I could work with that a little. Thanks for the help.

* Who isnt -?

I'm not single, but thanks anyway!

Heh...where's your brochure?

That would be an interesting thing to see...

Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
Heh...where's your brochure?

That would be an interesting thing to see...

It's currently in production.

Antoinette - Make me a brochure and I'll cut you in for %10

oOo awesome...

What's it say?

Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
oOo awesome...

What's it say?

Antoinette will PM you momentarily.

what for?

listen grasshoper and you will learn 🥷

I would like to see some kind of sample\tour before I spend my good money on dating Mr. Zero's sock.

Originally posted by Dogbert
I would like to see some kind of sample\tour before I spend my good money on dating Mr. Zero's sock.

Samples my ass - I got caught that way when i had my phone sex line...