Originally posted by Mr Zero
Inspired by the (frankly stomach turning) couples thread I notice that a lot of people on KMC seem to team up online in what i like to call "deluded and doomed pretend relationships"

Many people are missing out tho as they are single... so...

For the paltry sum of $10 a day I'm prepared to pretend to be someones significant other. (PAYPAL only) I'll create a KMC sock and be the love of your life.

I'll come in all smoochy - I'll have your name and a few heart smileys in my sig file. I'll post foxy pictures of some dumbass in the members picture area and claim its me (male or female - it doesnt matter as we will never meet...)

You know you want it. $10 a day to be the envy of the other sad dateless KMC geeks. PM for more details.

I'm not really single currently but may be interested in this, however $10 a day is a little steep.