Singles

Heh; so I am going to have to trust that you will be a good e-date?

Phone sex? I'm so yours 😱
Now where do I sign?

lol phone sex? the heck

Originally posted by Mr Zero
Inspired by the (frankly stomach turning) couples thread I notice that a lot of people on KMC seem to team up online in what i like to call "deluded and doomed pretend relationships"

Many people are missing out tho as they are single... so...

For the paltry sum of $10 a day I'm prepared to pretend to be someones significant other. (PAYPAL only) I'll create a KMC sock and be the love of your life.

I'll come in all smoochy - I'll have your name and a few heart smileys in my sig file. I'll post foxy pictures of some dumbass in the members picture area and claim its me (male or female - it doesnt matter as we will never meet...)

You know you want it. $10 a day to be the envy of the other sad dateless KMC geeks. PM for more details.

And sex? What about sex? Sex in real life or you aint gettin' a penny.

hey im single!

Originally posted by silver_tears
Phone sex? I'm so yours 😱
Now where do I sign?

You dont need anyone for phone sex just put your mobile on silent and ring yourself from your land line... 😉

I do that already 😮
I misplace my phone alot bag

But I have an idea, I think I'll start charging people for calling me diva
Call me in the next 10 minutes and it's still free ✅ you lucky peoples....

so whats your phone number? 😛

Originally posted by silver_tears

But I have an idea, I think I'll start charging people for calling me diva
Call me in the next 10 minutes and it's still free ✅ you lucky peoples....

OY! Make your own damn advertisement thread Quit hijacking my customers....

1-900-Ima-sex-bomb 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Mr Zero
OY! Make your own damn advertisement thread Quit hijacking my customers....

Okay I will sneaky2
Fraid of a little competition I take diva

Originally posted by silver_tears
I do that already 😮
I misplace my phone alot bag

But I have an idea, I think I'll start charging people for calling me diva
Call me in the next 10 minutes and it's still free ✅ you lucky peoples....

😑 😂 You bad 😖hifty:

hmmm dosent seem to work for some odd reason lol

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
And sex? What about sex? Sex in real life or you aint gettin' a penny.

How flattering to know that you think that "Sex! SEX! Sex in real life!!" with me is worth a whopping whole $10.

Originally posted by silver_tears
1-900-Ima-sex-bomb 😮‍💨

Your a naughty naughty girl. Go to my room this instant! 😠 😈

I'm on my way droolio

oh oh oh can you take advantage of me? 😛

Originally posted by Mr Zero
How flattering to know that you think that "Sex! SEX! Sex in real life!!" with me is worth a whopping whole $10.

Well i would hope that youd do it for free with me - but you're the one soliciting yourself here, and im taking the advantage of your great offer.

But in reality, Mr Z, sex with you would be priceless.

yep he should instead of paying $10

Originally posted by Mr Zero
Inspired by the (frankly stomach turning) couples thread I notice that a lot of people on KMC seem to team up online in what i like to call "deluded and doomed pretend relationships"

Many people are missing out tho as they are single... so...

For the paltry sum of $10 a day I'm prepared to pretend to be someones significant other. (PAYPAL only) I'll create a KMC sock and be the love of your life.

I'll come in all smoochy - I'll have your name and a few heart smileys in my sig file. I'll post foxy pictures of some dumbass in the members picture area and claim its me (male or female - it doesnt matter as we will never meet...)

You know you want it. $10 a day to be the envy of the other sad dateless KMC geeks. PM for more details.

runs to pm box 😱