Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

hey, i'm random!

Originally posted by ynowofalltimes
how could her mother like her?
that's probably why she hates everyone else....hmm....
well, the lye wouldn't kill her. only if she ate it. That would be just plain stupid to do in the first place though. Still thinking of other ways....

Well SORRY! Sheesh Maik. :-p
We could disguise the lye as like, powdered sugar or something...HEY! lets make her write with her own quill.or did someone already say that?

many many times. get with the program loser!! 😆 whack whack whack!!!!! anything we do to her must involve a baseball bat in some way.

Why a baseball bat? What about a club? Like the ones the cops use....no? okay....fine....no words from you Maik. ❌

pbbb!!! basball bats are bigger and heavier. duh. 😛

OMG! The trailer is so awesom!

Here:

http://pdl.warnerbros.com/harrypotter/us/med/azkaban/xljasdle_hp_poa_tlr2_qt_300.mov

where herm hits Malfoy! And Harry shouts EP!

Wow!

oh YES it is!!!!!!

Bare ball bat with nails sticking out of it and covered in itchy cream Muahahahahahahahahah Die Umbridge

nice...

oooooo, can i help?

so....what do we all have so far? accumulated i mean....

Lets see. We hit her with my baseball bat a coupal million times then we get a couple hundred centaurs to stamp on her then we poke her then we hmmm..........

and she writes with her quill,
lots of ppl liked the idea of a lil kiss from the dementors too, but personally i feel that she should suffer FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mwahahahaha 👿

sorry, feeling evil today
lets make her suffer.................. i wonder what would happen if we made her eat undiluted bubotuber puss?
hmmmmm..... *stares into space*

hehe 😄

Hmmm Sounds good we should give it a try MuHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
*gets undiluted bubotber puss. starts to luagh insanely*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hey! no fair! i wanna help!

please do.

yup
every1 can join in... it can be a new hobby, torturing umbridge

so... celestial moon, your turn
how much pain are u gonna inflict 😈

hehehehe...barney any1? we could also have earmuffs on her just protective enough so she won't faint but able to let her hear a mandrake cry. then send her to the happy world with fluffly pink clouds and have the song sing "zip dee do da, zip dee do day" with fluffy creatures dancing around her while she's stuck 2 a chair. and everytime she kills them because she's ugly, they pop right back up, louder and happier than b4. not as good as the bubotber pus idea, but hey. it's the really happy place! 😈 😖hifty: 🐰 🐰

i think thats really clever
she willl hate it
lets do it 👿