Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

me

i love banannas 💃 💃

Lets think?????
*thinking*

Ok we tire her up. Get a couple of centaurs to stomp on her. Cut of her fingers. Her toes. Poke her with a stickpokey Then preform the crucruis curse on her. Poke her some morepokey Hang her then cut her down just before she dieshang. Then cut of her headgiljotiini Then when she is dead blow up her bodyblowup. Sound s good to me Arrghpirate2

see sounds fun/............ but would she suffer enough? i want her to be really suffering!!!!!!!!!
make her suffer for eternity :devel: thats what i say!!!!!!

Originally posted by cheeky munkey
see sounds fun/............ but would she suffer enough? i want her to be really suffering!!!!!!!!!
make her suffer for eternity :devel: thats what i say!!!!!!

My goodness....I agree with you all! But, what about the... 📖 NM. I had something good but, no. Oh wait! What about lye flakes? All you need is water and some lye and it'll burn her skin. It'll hurt like nothing else. 😆

oooh... try it....... but we can punish her in lots of ways if we keep her alive.... it will be much more fun 😄

wat is the NM?
(sorry... haveing a stupid day 😮 )

NM = nevermind ((i think))

love the sig Pheonix!

thank you 😮 i never know wat people mean when they use those abbrieviations 😄

anyway, back to umbridge.......... i reckon shed make a nice chew toy for fluffy (wonder wat happenned to him?)

arabia 💃 💃 💃 arabia
umbridge is cool shes the best thing thats happened to hogwarts since vol- damn i forgot you people will ban me if i say that word- i meant he who must not be gay(whos ass would be kicked by gandalf 💃 )arabia

Grrr How could you like that old hag!!!

how could her mother like her?
that's probably why she hates everyone else....hmm....
well, the lye wouldn't kill her. only if she ate it. That would be just plain stupid to do in the first place though. Still thinking of other ways....

I know what we do is invent a spell for iternal pain
What do ya say? AYE

*thinking*
Suhgf *zap A flying dunny appears*
Hmm nope that wont do it.

what about....nah....or.....no....help?

Hmmm
MUST KILL UMBRIDGE
MUST KILL UMBRIDGE
Hmm but how

wow...i never thought some1 would actually lik her.

Yeh me too

i love that line

aha! what about making her listen to awful awful music.😘 At full blast. like that ear-splitting crap. no. that's too nice. Is it just me or am I really random? 😬