Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

thats got to be a winner cheeky munkey

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thanx... you want the day after me?.... she mite be in a bit of a state when im done tho 😄

I HATE UMBRIDGE!

i so pity Harry for his fifth year at Hogwarts. absolutely miserable.

and that quill!!!! ack!!! she is pure evil i tell you, PURE EVIL!

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Originally posted by cheeky munkey
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thanx... you want the day after me?.... she mite be in a bit of a state when im done tho 😄

i would use a nice baseball bat on her. WHACK!!!

that would also be cool so many punishments for her its hard to choose a good one lets use em all 😈

good idea! first we chop off her fingers one by one.... then rub salt in the wounds.....

hehe ..... then after that..... i think sum nice undiluted bubotuber pus into the wounds........
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torture is fun.......... what next.........
oh and i think we should use a saw to cut her fingers of.... first break the bones, then cut them off slowly one, by one, so she can hear them grinding... we should then cook them and make her eat them 😄
mwahahahaha 😈

I HATE UMBRIDGE!!! ugh, she's such a toad, and the worst thing is, my chemistry teacher acts like umbrigde, she's like 'i'm your friend, i'm very foul, i should be shot, i would have have plates with technicolor kittens on them but my room is cutely overdecorated as it is, there is no room left'... it's very horrible... the horror... the horror....

Originally posted by elijah_crazy
have u noticed how j.k rowling got everyfin from LOTR
like that giant spider and how frodo is a orphan like harry potter and those pplz wif no face that wear black clockes in LOTR well dont they remind u of a dementor in harry potter and LOTR was writen b4 harry potter so scrue u harry potter

step 1) engrave your "autograph" upon the fat hand of Umbridge
step 2) put salt and sprinkle to heart's desire
step 3) rub into skin
step 4) use crutacious curse so she will wither and feel immense pain
step 5) use patrificus totalus
step 6) cut off her fingers
step 7) shove the rings down her throat
step 8) bring Voldemort to the congregation
step 9) repeat if necessary

tsk. You evil.. you.

good idea!!!

this is me and umbridge(a.k.a. harry)inlove

kill it! kill it!!!

Umbridge is annoying, but she stands as Harry's antagonist for the most part of The Order Of The Phoenix which leads to his development as a character.

But I do agree in saying that she deserves to be hit in the face with a baseball bat a couple of times

yeah i admit that the book needed her... but i would still like to jump her one night....... oh to hear her screaming in pain

😆 👿 sic her Fluffy!!

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