Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Originally posted by #1Rupert_Lover
yeah but did TS or whatever the sun likes to be called have to criticize what we do on this thread? as you said, POB, everyone's entitled to their own opinions! and the people on this thread's opinion is that we hate umbridge! here's an idea, how bout anyone who doesn't like this thread not REPLY to this thread. get what i mean. that way, there will be no arguments. it's as easy as that. and please stop telling me to calm down. it's just gonna get on my nerves, even more. do we finally have a deal?

agreed 😎

I don't disagree with this thread nor criticise what you guys are doing - if you were actually butchering someone I think a lot of people would have some objections, but it's all imaginary anyway. I wasn't criticising, simply putting a view across.

okay. and if umbridge was real, we probably wouldn't actually do all that stuff. but as you said TS, it's all imaginary. and it's very entertaining. especially when you imagine her getting stomped by Maik's oliphants. 😈

Probably? I should hope definitely would be the correct word. And I still stand by that she shouldn't be crushed by the oliphaunts.

Now excuse me while i push this boulder towards umbridge. *Pushes boulder* ah, this is the life. Do you have anymore rocks we can throw at her, Maik?

originally posted by TheSun
Probably? I should hope definitely would be the correct word. And I still stand by that she shouldn't be crushed by the oliphaunts.

Well, that's your opinion. but i'm wanting to flatten her like a pancake. and that will be very hard, since she's so fat. i think I might need a dozen oliphaunts to flatten her completely. 😈

I hope Legolas comes along and takes out all the oliphaunts threatening poor Dolores' life.

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😂 very funny. but legolas is another person who bugs me, 'cause he says the most obvious things. plus he steals other character's lines. if you read the books you'd understand. (no offense to the legolas fans, of course.) but i still thought it was funny. whoops... don't want to get off-topic. I'll continue to throw rocks at umbridge. *continues to throw rocks.*

well, legolas steals lines in the movie, if you didn't understand under stand what i meant by "he steals other character's lines". *Pushes another boulder towards Umbridge and it hits her* Score!!! 💃

I have read the books, thought they were very well detailed but immensley shallow in places, relies soley upon the detailed intricacies of the text in my opinion. For once, I'd say the movies were better. But anyway, I think Dumbledore should put a Protego charm on Dolores to reflect your incessant rock-throwing.

oh brother well i just let myself get bitten by a genetically altered spider, that gave me spider powers like spider-man. and now i'm using my webs to yank dumbledore's wand out of his hands and tie him up with it as well. (the last thing i want to do is harm him.) then instead of throwing rocks at her, i web her up as well, and start punching her. she's pretty much my arch enemy. 😄

*drops rocks on Umbridge's head* i'm all for that

good. i was hoping you were. Do you still have the mace, maik? and can I use it on umbridge? 😄

ooh, can i join in the rock throwing, i have good aim...and btw, legolas was WAY cooler in the books

The books were ok, a bit lacking in real depth, making up for it in detailed intricacies.

okay. now you're just getting us off topic. *continues to web umbridge up so she won't move while Muse5 and Maik drop rocks on her head*

yay rocks!
*throws some bricks at Umbridge too*

*starts throwing old dance shoes at umbridge, the smell will no doubt knock her out*

and my cat's litter box. *throws that too*