Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

we want to.....blind her?

😆

and she'll be so clean afterwards...

SPORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do they make metal sporks?

YA of course... metal, plastic, rubber, licorice, and playdough sporks

playdough?

not much good there what damage will play dough do ...and licorice

make her eat playdough sporks

I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA!!! WE CAN HAVE A POOL OF OIL TIE HER UP THROW HER IN AND SET HER ON FIRE!!!

and roast marshmallows

Ocean says she gets to poke her with her sporks when she is on fire.

but roasting marshmallows would be sooo much fun.

have you ever seen LittleGilraen's avatar? it has a spork

I GOTS THE POOL OF OIL, AND GOT THE ROPE!

she's kinda fat. how we going to get her in the oil?

I get the matches!!!

I don't know. we will test it on someone...test it on me!

Saratn, we are not throwing you in the oil!

aww...i wanted to be the human torch...

you'd be the human piece of charcol.

YAY...wait is that a good thing? ((joking))