Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by Maikahyandowen606 pages

but saves us the time of waiting for her to get skinny

she'll run faster from half breeds than a crane.

the crane can pick her up

but she wouldn't be running...

she might wriggle a bit

wiggle, but not run...

she could flail her legs

can we skin her?

that'd be pretty gross

yes...but it gets the job done...

true, but it's still pretyy gross

and then we can feed her her own fat!

oooo nice...

so is that a good idea? cause if so...YAY YAY YAY

of course it's a good idea

YAY IT IS THE FOURTH ONE!!!

*gives him a cookie*
good job

MY COOKIE NO ONE ELSES! MINE! *nibbles on cookie*

no more sugar for you!

that's right! i am hyper, and i am ready for the human torch!