Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

you might be useful at a barbecue

I love barbecues!

not when you're the one that's on fire Saratn!

ok, so give me the matches and i'll start it up...

we still haven't resolved getting Umbridge into the oil

yes we have...use me as a test dummy.

no. that would be a bad idea. I'd have to geta new Saratn, cause you'd be in the hospital, and you know how expensive Saratns are.

yes i am expensive!

so we can't very well go and throw you in the oil, now can we?

well can i light the fire?

I wanna light the fire

We both can. you take the matches....and i am the human torch, like Lord Denethor.

no! you are not setting yourself on fire!

PLEASE? I'll be a good little torch!

no!

I'll go get my own matches 20 times better than yours.

but this still doesn't solve the problem of getting fat old Umbridge into the oil

get a half breed and make the half breed chase her. she's bound to lose a couple hundred pounds...

we could get a crane

that isn't a half breed!