Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

why not? your dead! how come i can't be?

it is my sole privilage

and i am stealing it

no

I WANNA BE ON FIRE!!! well at least give me the matches

no! we need to scorch umbridge with them!

and i will...i will...i won't use them...

promise?

yes...we will swear on the...on the...on the precious...

and if you break that promise?

i get to become a human torch.

how about I get to sic the squirrels on you

and i become a human torch

not an option

Fine, I swear on the precious that i won't use the matches to light myself on fire, if i do the squirrels will eat me.

good.
*gives him the matches*
why don't we just dump the oil on Umbridge? so much easier than putting her in it

but what about the pool? can we put explosive gases too?

if we just dump it on her and set her on fire, she can run around all crazy like Denethor did. highly entertaining

agreed

where's the oil?