Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

no human torch. we're destroying Umbridge, not you.

fine if i dressed up as Umbridge?

not the same thing

and i fattened up 900 times more...

still not the same

hey, i am willing to take a test run...

can't see what that would accomplish

seeing how much weight she needs to lose...

that takes so long

or you can make me as a human torch!

that won't fry Umbridge any faster

well that isn't what i was planning...

it should be!

well you won't let me be a human torch!

of course not!

well, at least hand me the matches...

Originally posted by Saratn
well you won't let me be a human torch!

You mean like the superhero?

not exactly...
no matches for you Saratn!

no like Lord Denethor from LOTR's. the steward of Gondor

you're not jumping off a cliff either