Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

Started by Saratn606 pages

no no no....Saratn swears upon his very life that he won't think nasty stuff. nasty nasty stuff.

you'd better not.
back to torturing Umbridge then

yes, Saratn has an evil plot. yes Saratn does....it involves fatty....

go to it then
I'll be watching you...

Saratn wants to make her like a roasted pig. Saratn thinks that she is edible enough...

we are not going to eat her Saratn

not us silly. feed her to the filthy half breeds as she calls them. Grawp will be happy to do us the favor.

you sure it won't make him sick?

Saratn is positive. Saratn assures you that i, i mean he won't get sick.

he'd better not

Saratn will make her squeal like the little piggy that she is.

frog

fine, Saratn will make her croak like the little froggy that she is.

good boy

need a little bit of onions...peppers...garlic....ROAST BEEF....AND UMBRIDGE....

mmmmmmm...umbridge

Whenever i think of Umbridge, i think of Sprout... confused1 anyhoo, death to her! death

Originally posted by Saratn
yes. she stole my red button

Ohhh, poor Sartan!!! Maik, why did you take Sartan's button??? *Points finger threatingly at Maik* LOL!!!! She was probably right to take it, Sartan!!! You're becoming just a tad obsessed. 😆

every1 has a red button but me!! cry

i have a blue button 😇