Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

first we make a trail of biscuits. yes yes a trail of biscuits. then we make poor piggy, i mean froggy follow the trail, then we hypnotize her to be psychotic.

but she's psychotic anyway

we make her think that we are all what she calls half breeds. Saratn thinks it is brilliant.

can u make me a trail of biscuits?? im rather hungry!!

no silly. not until the piggy....i mean froggy is caught.

LOL!!! Maik, Sartans goin crazy again!!! *runs and hides behind Maik* LOL!

cooking a piggy wiggy, froggy woggy for dinner. Saratn is hungry and is raring to eat.

okay
i just had wendy's but i wouldnt mind a froggy woggy

Saratn, control yourself. you're scaring people again

goody, Saratn would cook you food.

where's Umbridge?

Saratn is getting ready to cook her.

...wow... 😑

you are not to eat Umbridge!

That's completely and totally gross, Sartan!!!

Saratn hungry for roast piggy.

Originally posted by HPRox90
That's completely and totally gross, Sartan!!!

ooh...let's slice her up, put bagels in the toaster, and spread her on the bagels. We'll have... Froggy Surprise!

Please, you're going to make me vomit!

Saratn is shocked that no one wants some. oh well, Saratn will just let the piggy burn.