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slice her, dice her, cook her, eat her. yummy yummy piggy for dinner...

FROGGY!!!

froggy...piggy...all the same to Saratn....their both food are they not?

noone in their right mind eats frogs

YOU CAN'T EAT LITTLE FROGGIES!!!! FROGS ARE PEOPLE'S PETS!!! HOW CAN YOU EAT SOMETHING THAT CROAKS??? FROGS ARE JUST PRINCES IN DISGUISE!!! THAT'S SOMEONE'S TRUE LOVE THERE, SARTAN!!!

and if the frog is a girl?

Huh???

frog can't be a prince in disguise if it's a girl.

and that's why we eat the froggy

because she's not a prince

yes. and she's a froggy, and Saratn wants to eat the froggy.

ehm can sartn just eat the frog at last?? i think its well deserved

thank you. Saratn is happy to have support

no. it'll make you sick

Saratn will be happy to get sick just to eat something.

have a biscuit

Saratn loves biscuits....Saratn has another evil idea.

involving biscuits?

yea....involving biscuits. Saratn thinks we should make her feel psychotic.

how would biscuits accomplish that?