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Saratn wants the piggy.

frog!

I thought she was a toad......

close enough

true, very true.

*singing* Yummy yummy piggy in saratn's stomach. cutting off her legs, and eating them nice and raw. lalalalala

you sicko. she is just a ver obese and deformed toad!! dont eat her, she is probaly rabid.

you'll make yourself sick Saratn

She's a piggy.

is not

she's a plump little piggy

no she isn't!

who saratn is going to eat nice and slowly, savoring every bite.

not until we're finished with her

Saratn dares you to test him.

I"ll put you back in your jacket

Saratn, please dont eat her!! i havent gotten to torture her with my frying pan at all yet!! eating her now woulg be unfair!!

Saratn wants her raw.

she'll be plenty raw after we whack her

Saratn wants her alive too