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lots of meat

yes yes...lots of meat if Saratn had the real piggy.

no! you get the clone

no the REAL "piggy" is PLASTIC. blech, the normal (and abnormal) human body cannot digest plastic with out DYING. so ha.

that's why we get the real one

no saratn wants the real one.

NO!

Please?

absolutely not!

Saratn you have to listen:
YOU CANNOT HAVE THE REAL ONE
it will kill you
and that would be sad

Saratn wants to be a sacrifice

too bad

S a r a t n n o .
y o u
c a n n o t
b e
a
s a c r a f i c e .
a n d y o u c a n n o t h a v e t h e r e a l u m b r i d g e . d o y o u u n d e r s t a n d m e ?

good.

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Saratn don't understand all of those letters. Is it supposed to say something?

no, its gibberish Saratn

That explains a lot for saratn.

good.