Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

she will be

If Saratn doesn't have her alive, i shall eat lioness instead.

what? you cannibal

he is insane afterall

mmm. that appears to be true.

it is indeed

Saratn isn't a cannibal, she's a piggy.

oooh!! good idea.
how about we CLONE umbridge and Saratn can eat her CLONE instead and we can torture HER so we can all be happy.

brilliant!

you just threatened to eat me. uh yeah, i think you are.

*gets out her super sonic patter operated cloning device*
haha

Originally posted by lioness_pride
oooh!! good idea.
how about we CLONE umbridge and Saratn can eat her CLONE instead and we can torture HER so we can all be happy.

yes you do

tough

just kidding.

Saratn, the clone will be rabies free!! but i doubt that will appeal to you.

no it won't.

yes. wouldn't want Saratn getting sick now would we

Saratn wants the real thing.

but hte real thing it actually plastic... the clone however is MEAT