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lol worth it tho 😄

i mean come on what they gonig to do send a letter to uncle vernon who rpbly would be so scared of getting a letter for a wizard school hed ignore its existence.

don't forget her pen with the blood for ink, that's detention for a month
but if u think u can handle it 😛

just shove a manakin hand down ur sleeve with a blood capsule in it

and make fake shreiks of pain? 😕

what i'd do nyway lol

Originally posted by persian85033
I would probably do things like chew gum in classs, listen to music, sing, sleep during class, yawn openly, because I'm bored, ask stupid questions over and over again, and say things to Umbridge that are lies about her favorite students, and do bad things, and wreck the school, and frame other people, especially Slytherins.

hey...no fair I'm a slytherin and I will not be any body elses scape-goat (lol) plus its not like she would believe you.

I would.....posion her food, throw spells at her as shes walking down the corridores. get the other students to skip her class. tell the minstry I saw her with death eaters.....find false information on her and give to the minstry and get her locked up, steal her wand and replace it with a fake wand, put deadly posionus snakes in her bed (poor snakes) play quidditch and beat the blugger in her direction, get dooby to be a spy,make a nasty postion and put it in her tea, turn her in to a toad, lock her in the rest room with moaning mrytal, keep telling her Voldemort has come back, cough really loud during class, mock her, dress like her use the three unforgivable curses on her, push her into the lake, throw her in the forbbiden forest.....shall I go on?? 😂

if I was hogwarts I think I would umbridges life a liveing h*ll !!

she would WANT to leave !!!

😈 😖hifty: 😈

Probably wait in her office and set fire to her hair, then have Peeves hit her with Baseball bats. Jinx the bludgers so they hit her, Break her wand probably, what Fred and George did, call her Death Eater, probably have her ride a broom and then have the broom go crazy,etc. 😄

i would move her when she was asleep to the dragon enclosur in gof and let the hungerian horntail have a few rounds with her

I think she's a great character in the books. What would OOTP be without Umbridge, really?

^^^ lol thats a good one pixie

just the Hungarian? why not all of them? 👿

Originally posted by Maikahyandowen
just the Hungarian? why not all of them? 👿

😆 😄

Originally posted by [Ms_dEaTh]
I think she's a great character in the books. What would OOTP be without Umbridge, really?

I hated umbridge's character too, but the OOTP's plot just wouldnt have worked without her. I think it's good to have characters we hate in books. That way we are even more tied to the good characters thoughts and emotions 🙂 (or like me, i like the evil characters better 😛 lol)

true. Umbridge is just someone you love to hate. that way, when something bad happens to her, it SO much more exciting.

A fate worse than death is the only thing she deserves - a Dementor's kiss!

now that would be cool

she needs to get kicked some more by the centaurs first

Originally posted by Maikahyandowen
she needs to get kicked some more by the centaurs first

Originally posted by Joy2dWorld
A fate worse than death is the only thing she deserves - a Dementor's kiss!

its what she deserves... but she wont suffer afterwards....... she deserves to suffer forever!!!!!!!!!
tho u r right.... she was essential to the books, even tho she makes my skin crawl *shudder*
hehe
i think she should just be put in a room, with nothing in there but her,.... and one by one, each day... ppl take it in turns to go in and punish her in anyway they want... that way everyone gets a go........
me first
i think it will be 100 lines with that quill of hers, the salt in the wound, then some bubotuber puss, then.... hmmm..... maybe a swelling potion......... and a whole lot more stuff.... i have a whole day of torture to fill 😄