Masterbation..moahhaahha!

Started by Alpha Centauri34 pages

My girl asked me if I ever masturbated while we were in a relationship. She said she's be offended if I looked at/thought of anyone else while doing it, I said I think of her if I ever have to do it because that's the truth.

I won't reveal my girls personal habits but I'll say that most girls have either masturbated or thought about doing it. I don't see what the big deal is to be perfectly honest.

-AC

EVERY girl, by the age of 18, has at least thought of it

unless she's been brought up proper strict, and not taught about sex and that kinda stuff

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
So I take it your hand is your best friend then eh? 😂

Well, I don't carry a picture of it in my wallet or anyting, but no. In reality, my boyfriend is my best friend. But, he can't always be there, can he?

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
Actly guys will not admit to alot of stuff why girls do much easier.My boyfriend will not admit to anything even if I ask him.And what about that old saying that says man will not ask for diretion?
Which means that they will not admit that they got lose in a car and stop and ask for help,What do you say to that guys?JM

Do you have any control over how bizzar you are?

That aside, I've never known any guy to deny he does it. But, then again...you're boyfriend is most likely a figment of your imagination, so.....

CF, i admire your honesty and i think its very cool.

Anyway, your comment about guys being gay makes girl more comftable, i think are somewhat true. My best friend is a metrosexual, and it could be because of the way he behaves that makes me comftable in talking about anything with him - and we do - especially sex. Sometimes when i relect back id think ''wow did we just talk about that'' He tells me what he does, and i do the same - its like - sex review sessions. Its great.

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
Actly guys will not admit to alot of stuff why girls do much easier.My boyfriend will not admit to anything even if I ask him.And what about that old saying that says man will not ask for diretion?
Which means that they will not admit that they got lose in a car and stop and ask for help,What do you say to that guys?JM

you're boyfriend is the exception, I have never known a guy who has any trouble saying "I jerk off 5 times a day". I know I have no trouble saying that, anyways.

i'm actually more of a cunning linguist

Originally posted by rajah kalantiaw
i'm actually more of a cunning linguist

Clearly, not the point.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
CF, i admire your honesty and i think its very cool.

Anyway, your comment about guys being gay makes girl more comftable, i think are somewhat true. My best friend is a metrosexual, and it could be because of the way he behaves that makes me comftable in talking about anything with him - and we do - especially sex. Sometimes when i relect back id think ''wow did we just talk about that'' He tells me what he does, and i do the same - its like - sex review sessions. Its great.

Thanks. I do not however think it's honesty. It's just reality.

Honesty would be me saying that I think of dick when I'm doing it.

😉

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Clearly, not the point.

actually, that was a shameless plug for my sig.

Originally posted by rajah kalantiaw
actually, that was a shameless plug for my sig.

Ah! I got ya.

Cheers

Vagina is cool! If you're in to that sort of thing.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Ah! I got ya.

Cheers

Vagina is cool! If you're in to that sort of thing.

i am very much so... being a hetero-guy and all.

Excellent. Keep it up. The species depends on it.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Thanks. I do not however think it's honesty. It's just reality.

Honesty would be me saying that I think of dick when I'm doing it.

😉

😄👆

We knew that though flirt1

i do my best 👆

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
😄👆

We knew that though flirt1

Knowledge is power though, you sexy bitc...

I squeezed one off at work today. It was a slow day, and that glamour magazine was very enticing. I feel sorry for the poor smoe who purchases that one. MAybe they will think it is just glue on page 17.

lol, i knew this would be a popular subject 😛

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Knowledge is power though, you sexy bitc...

Believe it CF! swank

And ragesRemorse, did you really have to share that with us - made me laugh though, i..dont know why. Maybe cos you decided to post that on the internet, or maybe cos you said it so calmly and openly and posted in on the internet.

No one has beaten my records! Slipknot couldn't even beat my second one. I feel special. 😱

Originally posted by Mane
My record: 6 times in 25 minutes. Fast and effecient. flirt1


[QUOTE]Originally posted by SlipknoT
I blew one out in 46 seconds 💃

Originally posted by Mane
Ohh I got one in 35! Beat that!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
🙁 Danm, your the man
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