Masterbation..moahhaahha!

Started by Dwarfdude34 pages

Did you know that the column, in ancient Greece, was a symbol of masculinity....a.k.a. the dick.....Dunno, thought that was interesting though....

Masturbation is a good thing. Well, thats as far as I can go. Can't make my comments go from rated X to rated PG13.

There's a darker side to masturbation, if you're a teenager. If you do it, you increase the amount of zits you have. Not sure exactly why, I just know that my biology teacher pointed to me after I confused the word masticate with masturbate and said that masturbation caused an increase in zits. So if you ever see a guy with a face covered in red blotches...

Could be that it increases the amount of hormones flowing through you. I'll ask to see what the cause is as soon as possible.

Yeah, and you also grow hair on your hands if you do it alot, and you could bo blind.

😆 Yeah, Ytaker, I don't believe that for a second. They did however just release news saying if you masturbate more than 20 times a month you reduce your risk of prostate problems.

Originally posted by BackFire
and you could bo blind.

first sign right there, BF? 😂

The worst thing that can happen to you from masterbating alot is getting really strong in one arm while staying relatively weak in the other.

Hell, I used to masterbate constantly (who am I kidding, I still do) and I never had a zit problem or anything.

Yeah zits depend more on your skin type and if you wash your fricking face.

Originally posted by BackFire
Hell, I used to masterbate constantly (who am I kidding, I still do) and I never had a zit problem or anything.

I'm assuming when you say you "never had a zit problem" you mean that you were never self conscious about having zits because you were indoors jerking off 24/7 ?

Well....yeah, I was indoors wacking it 24/7...

But i never had zits.

I think this was the point this thread was somewhat ment to make - no girls are in here talking about how many times they do it and how often - its all guys.

Very true lil...well...break the trend.

Ermm... ok. Yep, I do it.

Psh, we already established that. We now need data, numbers, and a graph if at all possible.

"Shocking... Postively shocking 😐"

James Bond, errrr... forgot the movie, but played by Sean Connery

Originally posted by BackFire
Psh, we already established that. We now need data, numbers, and a graph if at all possible.

Haha!!

It depends - sometimes i do it few days in a row, sometimes few times in a day, somemtimes i dont do it at all for few days. It depends really.

Well done.

Right on. 👆

Never mind nonsense and claptrap. Post some stimuli.

I only wacked it 2 times today