Masterbation..moahhaahha!

Started by lil bitchiness34 pages

Why oh why would you announce about....never mind.

k im a girl and i masturbate. and why would i say i dont when everyone would know im lying anyways. When u get older and start having sex tho girls dont really care anymore and dont lie about it.

I'll probably go 2 or 3 more times today

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Haha!!

It depends - sometimes i do it few days in a row, sometimes few times in a day, somemtimes i dont do it at all for few days. It depends really.

*violent twitching ensues*

What kind of twitching 🤨

the good kind droolio

*stands and clears throat* yes its true...im a woman and a masterbater......

*sits back down nervously*

clap sexeh shellie!!

😆

wow, shellie I just cant picture you masturbating

😇....and if i put on an apron and go bake some cookies before i drive my daughters to Girl Scouts on Thursday nights.....

does that help any ?

I just wouldnt imagian you masturbating

interesting....can i ask why not ?

I dont know, you seem like such a proper person

Originally posted by SlipknoT
wow, shellie I just cant picture you masturbating

Interesting - because I can't stop picturing her masturbating.

😂

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I dont know, you seem like such a proper person
im feeling like singing all of a sudden....

... a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down....

😉

I dont get it 😮

edit, bitches!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I dont get it 😮
Mary Poppins...
she's the queen of of "proper"...

oh...nevermind.... 😛