Wolverine vs. Superman

Started by Tha C-Master20 pages

Originally posted by Darth Vegas
And people say that DC writers are bad? 🙄
What makes that bad writing?

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
What makes that bad writing?

If you really have to ask that, then I'm not going to tell you.

C'mon, tell me.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Wolverine would stab him in the eyes, he's a level 7 fighter, he's a more skilled fighter than Superman. All the years of training more than compensate for the fact that Superman is a class 50 ton character.

😆 😂 🤣 hysterical lol1

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Originally posted by batdude123
😆 😂 🤣 hysterical lol1

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You seem to be outdated on your data. Perhaps you should research Superman more.

superman rips him in two and throw him in the sun now you close this tread the end

Originally posted by Black Arachnid
superman rips him in two and throw him in the sun now you close this tread the end
Wolverine stabs him in the eye with his superior reflexes and speed.

I've never been so speechless in my life 😱 😒

I know, Wolverine is so underrated at this forum.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
You seem to be outdated on your data. Perhaps you should research Superman more.

Perhaps I should. Yeah, I guess you only need 50 ton strength to turn the endless wheels of Mageddon... 😬

However, Wolverine would probably shoot him with a concussive force out of his ass or something. THE GUY CAN DO ANYTHING!!! 😆 😐

Originally posted by batdude123
Perhaps I should. Yeah, I guess you only need 50 ton strength to turn the endless wheels of Mageddon... 😬

What is that like a dumpster or something? Wolverine has lifted that too you know.

Originally posted by batdude123
However, Wolverine would probably shoot him with a concussive force out of his ass or something. THE GUY CAN DO ANYTHING!!! 😆 😐
I think he'd tag Superman out of the air before he tried to fly away and retreat.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
What is that like a dumpster or something? Wolverine has lifted that too you know.

Nah, it's only like moving a solar system. 😬 Nothing much...

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I think he'd tag Superman out of the air before he tried to fly away and retreat.

Either that or Wolverine could send him to another dimension via saying the word "Bub."

Originally posted by batdude123
Nah, it's only like moving a solar system. 😬 Nothing much...

Either that or Wolverine could send him to another dimension via saying the word "Bub."

You're not being serious, you're making fun of Wolverine. He's an accomplished martial artist. A level 8 on the "danger rating" of Marvel IIRC.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
You're not being serious, you're making fun of Wolverine. He's an accomplished martial artist. A level 8 on the "danger rating" of Marvel IIRC.

I thought he was a level 9. 😬

Shows what I know...

Anyway, via being a level 7 martial artist, Wolverine would so kill the entire JLA with EASE!

Originally posted by batdude123
I thought he was a level 9. 😬
*Looks above*

Typo.

He's with Iron Man, then Hulk is one above, sounds feasible.

Originally posted by batdude123
Shows what I know...

Don't be so hard on yourself.
🙁

Originally posted by batdude123
Anyway, via being a level 7 martial artist, Wolverine would so kill the entire JLA with EASE!
Well Batman stands a chance, because of his comparative skill, just not Superman. No way in hell.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
*Looks above*

Typo.

He's with Iron Man, then Hulk is one above, sounds feasible.

Yeah, probably. 🙂

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Don't be so hard on yourself.
🙁

Thanks. 🙁 My therapist tells me the same thing. 🙁 🙁 🙁

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Well Batman stands a chance, because of his comparative skill, just not Superman. No way in hell.

Yeah, Wolverine would stab Supes in the groin thus making his testicles explode. 😐

Originally posted by batdude123
Yeah, probably. 🙂

Thanks. 🙁 My therapist tells me the same thing. 🙁 🙁 🙁

Yeah, Wolverine would stab Supes in the groin thus making his testicles explode. 😐

Well we all know Batman would whoop Superman... so... ✅

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Well we all know Batman would whoop Superman... so... ✅

Then after he whoops on Superman, he then EATS Wonder Woman for breakfast... 😖hifty: 😛

Originally posted by batdude123
I thought he was a level 9. 😬

Shows what I know...

Anyway, via being a level 7 martial artist, Wolverine would so kill the entire JLA with EASE!

Just using toothpicks and chopsticks!

Originally posted by batdude123
Then after he whoops on Superman, he then EATS Wonder Woman for breakfast... 😖hifty: 😛
You're a nasty boy.