Re: 'Private' Investigators At Your Service.......
Originally posted by English Moosette
Welcome to the offices of Ms Shellie Duvall & Lady Syrenna von Tramp. If you are here, then you have a problem. A problem of the most horrific kind. A problem, ladies and gentlemen, that nobody but our orgasmic selves can help you with.Unburden yourselves, take a 'load off'.... we are here to help you.
We notice things around the forums that others may not, we are more in tune with the deception and dirty deceit that goes on beneath KMC's flimsy surface.
So, sit back and enjoy, we promise to bring you the latest news, the greatest evidence and shit like you ain't even seen on Eastenders.
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Um... could I hire you two for a body search? 😖hifty:
I'm lost and I need finding! All over...