'Private' Investigators At Your Service.......

i'll keep waiting in different room maybe 😛

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
I think I still want you.... 😍

whip Yeah baby 😉

The Hiker has to depart. Ciao people 😄

Ciao babe 😉

Originally posted by shellie
fine...want him from over there while you make my coffee whip

Hey listen, eat me, I'm nobody's slave.

I think Moose has to unveil a new side of himself today.

I'm tired of being nice.

Raz's real name is Raz!

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Hey listen, eat me, I'm nobody's slave.

I think Moose has to unveil a new side of himself today.

I'm tired of being nice.

😱 eat you ?

can i save you for another day....im on a diet 😉

Originally posted by shellie
😱 eat you ?

can i save you for another day....im on a diet 😉

Pfft. You'd love to wouldn't you?

*sniffs at the concept of her and Hiker being PIs*
You continue to drift aimlessly in a sea of delusions and willful ignorance while desperately clinging to your over-active libido to give a false sense of buoyancy to your sinking mind.

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Pfft. You'd love to wouldn't you?

*sniffs at the concept of her and Hiker being PIs*
You continue to drift aimlessly in a sea of delusions and willful ignorance while desperately clinging to your over-active libido to give a false sense of buoyancy to your sinking mind.

Originally posted by shellie
you are too cute when you are being un-nice 😊

Quiet you. I told you that I turned over a new leaf...besides...you are a clodhopping yokel. Kindly tend to your fields.

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Quiet you. I told you that I turned over a new leaf...besides...you are a clodhopping yokel. Kindly tend to your fields.

Originally posted by shellie
make me 😛

How witty. 🙄

Good chimp; have a banana!
💃

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
How witty. 🙄

Good chimp; have a banana!
💃

are your antlers on a lil bit tight today ? dont come up in my business ranting cuz your cornflakes got pissed in .

Originally posted by English Moosette
Welcome to the offices of Ms Shellie Duvall & Lady Syrenna von Tramp. If you are here, then you have a problem. A problem of the most horrific kind. A problem, ladies and gentlemen, that nobody but our orgasmic selves can help you with.

Unburden yourselves, take a 'load off'.... we are here to help you.

We notice things around the forums that others may not, we are more in tune with the deception and dirty deceit that goes on beneath KMC's flimsy surface.

So, sit back and enjoy, we promise to bring you the latest news, the greatest evidence and shit like you ain't even seen on Eastenders.

We are Shels & Sy, P.I fab detective fab

Find out if there's a hot lady dog here on KMC for me 😐

Originally posted by shellie
you want witty ? take that banana an stick in your moose ass , maybe you'll find your witty...

are your antlers on a lil bit tight today ? dont come up in my business ranting cuz your cornflakes got pissed in .

You're still clueless. You seem to not be in this world..and yeah, tell me..as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Here's what you do Shell, get a glass belly button, that way, if your head goes any further up your butt, you can still look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.

Originally posted by Dogbert
Find out if there's a hot lady dog here on KMC for me 😐

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
You're still clueless. You seem to not be in this world..and yeah, tell me..as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Here's what you do Shell, get a glass belly button, that way, if your head goes any further up your butt, you can still look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.

😂 Go Shellie! diva

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Hey listen, eat me, I'm nobody's slave.

I think Moose has to unveil a new side of himself today.

I'm tired of being nice.