Barbie dolls that never got sold

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Barbie dolls that never got sold

White trash Barbie: Comes with shotgun,beer cans, cut off jeans, and mobile home

Bulimic Barbie: Complete with diet pills and no food!

Divorece Barbie: Comes with Kens kids, his boat, his car,money and house!

Prostitute Barbie: Complete with condoms,drugs and slutty cloths!

Spring break barbie: complete with beer bash assecories, drugs and wet T-shirt asscesories!

Eh?🤨

Me and my friend spent the whole of our summer holiday in England making up barbies two years ago. . . eg transvestite barbie, crackhead barbie. . .etc.

It was fun.

🤨 wha?

"The Swan" Barbie : Comes with a vacant stare and low self-esteem....

😑

Hi Doobs 😱

You do know what barbies are don't you? 🤨

Also, dork barbie - frizzy hair and braces included.

Originally posted by D-Double
"The Swan" Barbie : Comes with a vacant stare and low self-esteem....
i like this one cry

Originally posted by *Danii*
You do know what barbies are don't you? 🤨

Also, dork barbie - frizzy hair and braces included.

Clover is smart 😠 This thread is just dumb. schmoll

Dork Barbie needs thick black glasses, a dictionary, and a report card that has 100 in every class. 😐

Originally posted by Nienna
Clover is smart 😠 This thread is just dumb. schmoll

Dork Barbie needs thick black glasses, a dictionary, and a report card that has 100 in every class. 😐

cry

The Martha Stewert barbie comes with orage jump suit and cell

Ok, ok, calm! Clovies cool !

🙄 Don't take what I say too seriously!

Originally posted by Nienna
😑

Hi Doobs 😱

😱......Hi Nienna Business....hug

"Nienna" Barbie : Comes with a basketball, a latin accent, and pretty eyes....

Originally posted by *Danii*
Ok, ok, calm! Clovies cool !

🙄 Don't take what I say too seriously!

I was acting retarded 😛

"Porn Star" Barbie : comes with random people.....

...did I just say that.... 😮

Originally posted by D-Double
😱......Hi Nienna Business....hug

"Nienna" Barbie : Comes with a basketball, a latin accent, and pretty eyes....

laughing

😱 Basketball 😊

My dog flattened my basketball...cry

Originally posted by D-Double
"Porn Star" Barbie : comes with random people.....

...did I just say that.... 😮

yes you did 😂

Originally posted by Nienna
laughing

😱 Basketball 😊

My dog flattened my basketball...cry

You must have a bigass dog!!! 😱..............silly poochy...... 🙁

"Ghetto Walmart" Barbie : Comes with a bad attitude, sarcasm, and a hatred for costumers...

...and when you pull back her arm, she'll throw your change at you....

Originally posted by D-Double
You must have a bigass dog!!! 😱..............silly poochy...... 🙁

She's pretty small actually, she just chewed on it...😖 Yeah, silly pooch...😬

"Ghetto Walmart" Barbie : Comes with a bad attitude, sarcasm, and hatred for costumers...

...and when you pull back her arm, she'll throw your change at you....

😱 That is very true! Evil Walmart Barbie lady....disgust

"Car accident just waiting to happen" Barbie :

....comes with eyeliner pencil......cell phone.....cigarettes.....and three friend for constant distracting conversation....

later, Nienna....hug......keep on ball'n....