Barbie dolls that never got sold

Started by Gaca6 pages

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Originally posted by MornGlory
did they ever have a Pregnant barbie?

did barbie ever have kids?

what ever happened to Skipper

yes actually they have had a pregnant barbie.... we were buying a gift for my little cousin and we saw this pregnant barbie in the store... u open her stomach and a baby comes out lol....to bad it wasnt that easy in real life.

here it is right here....

😂 I heard they took that doll of the shelves due to a lot of parents complaining about the issues it brought up.

Originally posted by liltiggasmootay
here it is right here....

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Originally posted by liltiggasmootay
yes actually they have had a pregnant barbie.... we were buying a gift for my little cousin and we saw this pregnant barbie in the store... u open her stomach and a baby comes out lol....to bad it wasnt that easy in real life.
My little cousin got that for Christmas

Stoner Barbie come complete with bong, joint, tye-dye pot leaf matching atire and bloodshot eyes.

Roadkill Barbie comes with a truck with a drunk driver and a tire mark across her chest.

Homicidal 'I'm Gonna Kill You' Barbie comes complete with a knife, gun and a hairspray torch. Along with the catchy phrases:

"Come Here, Let's Play!"
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!"
and
"You shall die at my hands"

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Crippled Barbie- comes with top of the line pink wheel chair, safe but fashonable leg braces, and her own little vile of stem cells.

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getto barbie - comes with crack, a nig radio and some big ass pants, also if u slap her on the face she'll say 'yo wuz ure problem sista'
A great gift for your daugther's Birthday, make her birthday special, buy the new getto barbie. and if you add 2 dollars you get: one set of barbie condoms, 2 joints, and one barbie thong. go to your nearest mall and get one!
and this special barbie can also talk, her vocabulary is based on 10 words:

*****
****
shit
cock
sex
dick
ass
chicken
money
drugs

she might even teach your daughter 😄

Suicidal Barbie comes complete with dark make up, slit wrists and a mini razor. With special addition Suicidal Barbie, you can get a razor of your own!

Wargammer Barbie - comes with superglue, d6's and boobies that get stared at.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Crippled Barbie- comes with top of the line pink wheel chair, safe but fashonable leg braces, and her own little vile of stem cells.
You realise they actually made that one? Well, minus the stem cells, but with the wheelchair.
My sis loved it.

*mourns the death of this thread*

*stares blankly at screen*

Originally posted by frodo34x
*mourns the death of this thread*

"Reanimator" Barbie:

...comes with a bath tub of protoplasm, interchangeable limbs, and a hunger for human brains....

Phrases include....

"Maaauuurrrhhh!"

"Oooaaaaarrrww!"

".....umm....brains...." droolio

Pervert Barbie

Comes with a cucumber every night

omg its still here

Originally posted by chelsea17
it has to be a sexy barbie 😛

but i love it so far 😱

"Bratty Chel" Barbie 2:

....Comes with curves in all the right places, vanilla flavored lips, speed-flutter flirty eyes...

.....and a cheeky little monkey.....

Phrases include:

"...On your knees, Mike!....." 😱whip

"...I eat little boys like you for breakfast..." flirt2

"...I've got a naughty spot.....wanna see?..." naughty

I warned you, Bratty..... 😛

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Crippled Barbie- comes with top of the line pink wheel chair, safe but fashonable leg braces, and her own little vile of stem cells.

that's not even funny. 😠

post marriage wannabe Britney Spears Barbie: comes with a B**ch t-shirt, unlidded drink and a papparazzi to pour the drink on. posable middle finger.

Originally posted by miahera
that's not even funny. 😠

post marriage wannabe Britney Spears Barbie: comes with a B**ch t-shirt, unlidded drink and a papparazzi to pour the drink on. posable middle finger.

No, the wheelchair barbie is real.