Barbie dolls that never got sold

"Video Ho" Barbie:

Comes with pouty lips, naughty-naughty dance moves, and a big ass.....

Phrases include:

"Where's my g-string?"

"Girl, he is so fine."

"He said he's gonna give me a record deal!"

Originally posted by Napalm
White trash Barbie: Comes with shotgun,beer cans, cut off jeans, and mobile home

Bulimic Barbie: Complete with diet pills and no food!

Divorece Barbie: Comes with Kens kids, his boat, his car,money and house!

Prostitute Barbie: Complete with condoms,drugs and slutty cloths!

Spring break barbie: complete with beer bash assecories, drugs and wet T-shirt asscesories!

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okay, I thought of some too.

Harlem Barbie -comes complete with gun,knife, drugs, tattoos and gangster outfit

Sex change Barbie - comes with guy and girl interchangeable parts, along with two sets of clothing (male/female outfits)

Gothic Barbie - comes with all black clothing, black nail polish,spell book, chains, piercings,book of depressed poems.

Schizophrenic Barbie -comes complete with a straight Jacket.

Multiple Personality Disorder Barbie - come with many catch phrases with over 25 different names.
"Hi, I am Monica"
"Hi, I am Barbie"
"Hi, I am George
"Hi, I am Seth"
"Hi, I am Felicia"

BiPolar Barbie- comes complete with spastic attitude, short temper, mean streak, Happy streak, Mania followed by depression. includes these Phrases:
"I love you, your my best friend.... BURN IN HELL!"
"ITS SUCH A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE!!!!....boy, I wish I were dead"
" this is the prettiest pink dress I have ever owned.....Gee!I hate the color pink"

haha thats great 😆

b!tch barbie : comes with fashionable items that 'you can't afford'
initial nice attitude
calls you a 5lut when you turn your back

😂

Pairs Hiltion wanna be Barbie - comes completes with slutty cloths and a how to be stupid spoiled whore book.

"Psychadelic Christmas" Barby:

...comes dressed in a naughty Mrs. Claus outfit with 2 tabs of acid in each pocket, wrapped in Christmas lights, and holding a tray of "experimental" hemp cookies......

...Christmas tree shaped lava lamp sold separately.... 😖anta:

did they ever have a Pregnant barbie?

did barbie ever have kids?

what ever happened to Skipper

Originally posted by MornGlory
did they ever have a Pregnant barbie?

did barbie ever have kids?

"Maternity leave" Barbie:

...comes with swollen ankles, a vibrant glow, and a tub of peanutbutter flavored ice cream with a pickle spoon....

Phrases include:

....I gotta pee....

....*weep*......Just say it!....you think I'm hideous, don't you?....*weep*

....You!!........You did this to me!!......

The Cheating Ken doll

comes with a many excuses - a tote bag with change of clothes to hide mysterious perfume, wedding band empression on left hand

^..... 😂 ........ 👆

"Wardrobe Malfunction" Barbie:

...Comes with leather dominatrix outfit, sun shaped nipple jewelery, and a Justin doll that will deny everything....

Phrases include:

....My Boobie!!......

...I'm so embarrassed...*wink-wink*....

...That's the last time I work with a horny white boy!......

sk8a barbie : mini chain and skateboard, baggy jeans and a sweatband

"Council Estate Barbie" - Comes with tracksuit and small child. 😄

Post partom depression barbi- comes with andria yates looks and bathtub

Crippled Barbie- comes with top of the line pink wheel chair, safe but fashonable leg braces, and her own little vile of stem cells.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Crippled Barbie- comes with top of the line pink wheel chair, safe but fashonable leg braces, and her own little vile of stem cells.

😂

Hippie Barbie - comes with no shoes, a tie-dye shirt and long purple skirt, ratty hair, and a built in oder which smells like she hasn't taken a bath in weeks. set also includes LSD, Marijuana, Alcohol, Guitar. Barbie also say these Phrases :

"Make Love not war"
"Peace out"
"I am a flower child"
*snort*"whoa.... look at all the flashy lights" *snort* "now there's more of them"

😂 i saw those...