Write your own lyrics/rap

Started by Darth Revan29 pages

I'm the black sun lyricist, I implode stars when I spit
In your case my skill will make your personality split
You play like a thug, but I walk all over you like a rug
Even your grandma doesn't like to give you hugs
I know you like to make shit up about others
But it doesn't even rhyme, you leave MCs going "oh, brother"
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Someone needs to get this guy a book
Of the rhyming dictionary sort so we don't all puke
At his horridness of finding words that sound the same
Because his rhymes are really lame.

(yeah, bit of a liberty rhyming book and puke but hey, it's close 😛)

Originally posted by FREAKY CAL
Bert is now cheating on George
ate all the gum and said yum
lana's so hot she can't drown
don't 50 snitch its unmoderated fun
revan wears helmets and is learning to rhyme
lets all give him a clap
he has an anus like hades and likes to eat babies
poor animals... yeah he's into that ❌

//I'm cheating on georgina? 😑

You ain't go no class nor style
You remind me of Stomach Bile
You beat down on my doors
Why don't you just go back to drinking your coors?
50 snitch?
You're such a lil b!tch.
Revan owns your n00b-arse
You're intelligence is sparse
Lana is great
We can use you for bait
Anus like Hades?
You rhyme like Slimshady.

Word 😐

Originally posted by FREAKY CAL
DR OCTAGON 🧑‍⚕️ is missing some sides
his real name is DR square
bert 🤺 definitely ain't snoop
and his boyfriend diva needs some new hair
her name is georgy porgy
stickin his thumb in bert's pumpkin pie
but bert's plumb came out so he called the doctor
and then oct got plumb in his eye borg

hate it or love it , come on... it's fun

holy shit you should be in g unit
you would fit in well
take 50, loyde, and all those other bitches with you to hell
I can make better lyrics with my ass after eating a bean burrito
I spark flames out of my ass like I just ate a jalapeno
you buy your boxers at Kmart, you must be with santana
you went to the store looking for a dildo but substitued with a banana
please put down the mic, never to speak again
your pathetic, you rap like you have balls on your ****ing chin
your not the dirtyest player in the game, thats the shit stains on your boxers
time to put that mic back in your ****ing locker
listening to you is murder to my ears
I get the impression that the lyrics came from a ****ing queer
you just got beat so dont try to come back
next to me in this game, your a midget and Im Shaq

Word 😐

Damn, FREAKY CAL got a little worn out
If you ever wanna be humiliated again, just gimme a shout
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sorry i haven't responded yet, but of course you know I aim to please. I love all of you guys and can't wait to crush you all. I'm just a little busy i'll deal with haters during business hours.

sincerely yours,
the dirtiest playa in THIS game

Originally posted by Snoopbert
//I'm cheating on georgina? 😑

You ain't go no class nor style
You remind me of Stomach Bile
You beat down on my doors
Why don't you just go back to drinking your coors?
50 snitch?
You're such a lil b!tch.
Revan owns your n00b-arse
You're intelligence is sparse
Lana is great
We can use you for bait
Anus like Hades?
You rhyme like Slimshady.

Word 😐


verse 1
you should have went to class and learned some style
mad cause my hate taste bitter as you taste my stomach bile
some dude named george owns you
but you're on revan's dick
and your intelligence is sparse
so you probably think he's a chick
Originally posted by Lana
Someone needs to get this guy a book
Of the rhyming dictionary sort so we don't all puke
At his horridness of finding words that sound the same
Because his rhymes are really lame.

(yeah, bit of a liberty rhyming book and puke but hey, it's close 😛)


verse 2
bert said that you were great
probably great on your knees
i would love to know why these boys settle for goat cheese
made from goat's milk made from a goat's ass
you rhyme just like a milf or jenniffer lo'cash
you know in no slang puke and book would ever rhyme
next time try spit or swallow(sound of pages flipping)
never mind
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
holy shit you should be in g unit
you would fit in well
take 50, loyde, and all those other bitches with you to hell
I can make better lyrics with my ass after eating a bean burrito
I spark flames out of my ass like I just ate a jalapeno
you buy your boxers at Kmart, you must be with santana
you went to the store looking for a dildo but substitued with a banana
please put down the mic, never to speak again
your pathetic, you rap like you have balls on your ****ing chin
your not the dirtyest player in the game, thats the shit stains on your boxers
time to put that mic back in your ****ing locker
listening to you is murder to my ears
I get the impression that the lyrics came from a ****ing queer
you just got beat so dont try to come back
next to me in this game, your a midget and Im Shaq

Word 😐


verse 3
rob owns this
robs owns that
rob owns a trailer occupied by 60 cats
so you know he owns funk
don't break me off no pieces
cause the shit he spit the same color as coco reeses
ass-licker fudgepacker you own that occupation
he suck's (he said it himself) king of the sucker congregation
rob stinks.. i said that, i 'll make a call to sanitation
oh yeah he owns a dildo controller and sony gay station
Originally posted by Darth Revan
I'm the black sun lyricist, I implode stars when I spit
In your case my skill will make your personality split
You play like a thug, but I walk all over you like a rug
Even your grandma doesn't like to give you hugs
I know you like to make shit up about others
But it doesn't even rhyme, you leave MCs going "oh, brother"
😐

verse 4
quote the revan please no more, could this dude be more boring
not to say the guy is funny, his words are like his ass, pouring
some shit he saw watching star wars of course
you get no respect or no pussy, just your hand in your drawers
in your case your skill is to make your butt cheeks split
in my case your skill makes me mad like i just stepped in some shit
i'll make this simple ass clowns, most of you quoted my name
the dirtiest playa in da game just busted you lames

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Haha, you're the punk who thought smiley rhymed with shit
Come on son, it sounds like you're typin with your dick
The punk who just tried to rhyme funk with cats
If you ever met a real gangsta he'd hit you with a baseball bat
Damn, did I just say that, that sounds violent
At least it'd shut your ass up, since you'll never repent
For making little kids go deaf with the crap you call rap
Your rhymes are conductive to taking a nice nap
😐

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
Freaky Cal claims he's the dirtiest, a so-called G
line after line all i see are bullshit smilies

😐

😂

Originally posted by FREAKY CAL
come on everybody two-step wit me 💃

💃 Like so?

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
😂

💃 Like so?


MAN!! your a dancin fool

i'm sick of you now, dislexic as you wannabe/
your the main ass clown, weirdo the epitome/
you eat baby diapers, that's why you aint shit to me/
you write hallatosis, please dip your fingers in listerine/
so what you met a real gangsta and got hit with a bat/
i'm a realer gangsta, you aint, its like Crip vs. crap/
its like crunk vs crutch, cause you can't hold your own weight/
collecting a suit case cause you ate some lead paint/
and your uncle made you see dark, when hit the dark meat of your ass/
fart cravin', ball shavin, yo **** your name darth retarded spazz/
you suck you're soft you're no good/
its' dudes like you that take wood in the hood/
and the trunk fakin drunk with a rufee and an e/
A- I-Die Slow and stay the **** away from me/

Pleeze use condoms if you ever get a chance to procreate
or hurry up and die from the electro dildo you ategun_bandana

and thats real

Being gangster doesn't make you any good
You still rhyme like your brain's made of wood
Lame? You're saying that to us?
At least none of us ever fell off the short bus
And I told you to lay off the bashing before
Don't make me get a mod, they'll send you to the floor
Just do us a favor, get out of the gene pool
You're not doing anything but lookin' like a fool
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lana you hate me, I love you/
or at least I would love to/
you were sexy to me when you were under water/
and I would love to get you wetter than a catholic daughter/
these guys make lil comments about me like I'm gay/
its only rap don't moderate me bay-bay/
it's like saying i cant call you a whore/
but if that freedom wasn't true what about others raps from before/
just like you just discriminated about little yellow buses/
if you made doofy mad, how could you be about justice?/
when I think about you its not my brain made of wood/
us making good love thats what makes love good/
i'm super hated in this camp and it aint because im from the hood/
i'm damn good and witty the dirtiest,all the others understood/
so get it in your head tuts be down or go down/
you know, that's why you changed your picture i overwhelemed the girl till she drowned/

ps. you should let me love you back to life
moderate whatever. you will lose the best lover you never had baby

I wouldn't go near you if you paid me
I've already got someone and am quite happy
So get over yourself, Mr Ego
Because I am not and never will be some ho
I changed my sig because I wanted a new one
Had nothing to do with you or anyone

hows the view in murderland? quite nice i bet/
im definitely not your "dog", but you can call me the vet/
im the doctor of love and hate, doctor that stands sharp like a cactus/
a doctor indeed and im considered the best for malpractice/
remove your kidney's, and use them as commodities/
eviscerate the heart, culinary intestinal art are my expertise/
time for surgery, get me the scissors and scalpels please/
you the dirtiest, let's add a second brain to see some sense react/
ill smite you, the cold solid cement is where your organs will extract/
you'll get Stung'd and cancelled like Meth and Red on T.V
your Dead Wrong like Biggy, and you'll be dead gone like Biggy/
have you ever even seen a disemboweled decomposed Swan?/
let me end by saying: Sincerely yours, Dr. Octagon

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edit:

keep your organs in check

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😱 not bad, everybody! ............................ hmmm. hmm

Good to have you back D-Double, i enjoyed your rhymes. What have you got for us? 😮‍💨

you should have went to class and learned some style
mad cause my hate taste bitter as you taste my stomach bile
some dude named george owns you
but you're on revan's dick
and your intelligence is sparse
so you probably think he's a chick

You're so pathetic you make me want to dial
Because your rhymes are one big steamy pile
Your crap doesnt even make sense
You should duet with 50 pence
Your smarts are lacking
We'll send you packing
Get a job, get a life
Before we stab you with a knife
Lana wants to report you to mods
Beware, you just might anger your gods
Never call Georgina that again you stupid n00b
The most pussy you've ever got... was a cat's boob
She makes Natalia Portman look like... you?
Shit, your computer must've found you in the zoo.

😐

^... What up, LooL... 😉

Originally posted by koolruningz
Good to have you back D-Double, i enjoyed your rhymes. What have you got for us? 😮‍💨

A whole lotta nuthin!! 😱

I don't feel like think'n today..... but I'll be bok! 😖hifty: