Write your own lyrics/rap

i tried to keep it clean and free of bashing this time since Lana(my love) doesn't like when i make fun because of her gay lady friends(i love them too). besides i don't want her to report me to the big bad mod ooooooohhh. maybe they could use some moderation:

mod I'm sorry, they told me to be afraid but I cant/
i feel like this my realm, if I don't attack my style is cramped/
you might have to put me off, why, I could neverbe anyones *****/
I'll die come back in another form, and aggrivate like an itch/
you like ball snippity, by your law you have to spit it raw/
i guess i should be suckin up fo' yo u get mad and put me off/
some persons rapped at me and said they'll get their dad involved/
instead of waiting while i see you, hell, might as well do a cannonball/
yes balls the size of cannonballs,you wanna moderate my drawers/
i'll introduce my body part for you to eat mr. cannibal/
eat me and change your name cause you will have ate an animal/
i've grown weary at the moment, i may let the rest go/
cause my fingers will numb all the cracks for your death blow/

Alright, I'm going to try this once, mostly because I want to destroy Samantha. eyes Be easy on my crapablilty.

Originally posted by Deathblow
Ok ok, I'd say ''you need coaching'', but then what's the use? /
Cos you could swing like Sampras and still only make deuce/
And I 'swing' like even Toby McGuire can't/
Slam-dunking this fool like Kobe Bryant/
You're a christian? That's great but like you said, I'm a mod/
So officially you're my b!tch and yeah I'm your God/
I'm sure you pump the crowds, and I'm sure BOTH your fans are wildly devoted/
But why? Cos you battle against a younger guy who's more highly promoted? /
I don't listen, cos you more played out than 'Enter Sandman'/
Might as well move to Tibet and rent a caravan/
Cos nobody wants cares or even shares your views/
Like ninjas versus care-bears, I declare you gonna lose/
Somebody get this kid a free medic/
He was shot by a rap critic who found his verse and reread it/
Pathetic, rhymes like general anaesthetic: /
Limp, lifeless and with a full-body weak ethic/
One more thing 'daddy', I'm afraid I want you out of my life/
Cos I'm sick of you arguing with my other daddy over who gets to be the 'wife'.

Look at me everyone, I'm ''battling'' 😊

Your battling? More like paddling in the sea of average MC's/
Your flow is like Rosie's BO, making everybody melt in catastrophic limbo/
Your words are hackneyed, old and cliched, like those people who still say that David Chapel shit/
Just stop son, before it gets ugly, you can't even get a 50 fan to like your terrible mumbling/
No worries, the Doctor is in, to give subscriptions to your non-lyrical infection/
I'll devour you faster than Refrigerator Perry at a bofa table/
I'm the wheel chaired MC, no need for special treatment, I'll send you to your death/
Just don't pee in your pants, because I don't like to clean up that smelly mess/
Like Peter North, I save my best for last/
You chock and gaggle on my greatness, like a Aurona Snow porno/
Just don't orgasm when I give you your Deathblow/

v

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Was that your best, you better recollect it

Put it back in the hole you should have kept it

Whats this about being a coach

getting beat by me its what you gonna remember most

aint got to boast

you about to get roast

call it quits with me and make a toast

you out a line

a worth a dime

You what I see on the bottom of my bathtub, grime

Whats this about you actin the best

I'm about to take you to the bank and cash that a## like a check

Wait before I go on are you retarded?

Because you stole my stuff why I don' bought it

Flip the size, on anyway you call it

I'm bout to give you a hangover, like a sad alcoholic

Get me a medic

boy you can't tell it

I cashed you at the bank,

and now I'm bout to sell it

when all is done

I'm the one

who took you out on a stroll,

cause hell, it was fun

about the wife, you better get another one

Cause she's over here staring up at the sun.

Dear god, you're an oaf kid let me share this hunch of mine/
Two guys, one's the wife, it's a pretty straight-forward punchline/
It's crunch-time, I'll 'serve' you like steak at lunch-time/
''Hello, this is Death-Blow via ghetto-blaster,
Delivering a much simpler punchline for illiterate C-Master''
You come with all the street-smarts of Elmer Fudd/
And if 'wack' as an STD, you'd pissing blood/
Oh my god help Mr. C I swear he's gonna end up dead!/
''Diagnosis: Fullofshitis'' Doc Octagon said/
Doctor Doctor is it terminal or worse, contagious?/
''No, sadly it means this puny Femcee will never be famous''/
It's no suprise, cos you flavorless like an artichoke too/
So I'll guess I'll just hold my tongue when I start-to-choke-you/
Speaking of holding tongues, you need a clamp around yours/
Cos you 'spitting' more rotten flesh than the shark from Jaws/
And I slay rubber sharks with mad goldfish style/
Hurl fireballs like Ryu, you all blonde hair and tight leather like Guile.

Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
Alright, I'm going to try this once, mostly because I want to destroy Samantha. eyes Be easy on my crapablilty.

Your battling? More like paddling in the sea of average MC's/
Your flow is like Rosie's BO, making everybody melt in catastrophic limbo/
Your words are hackneyed, old and cliched, like those people who still say that David Chapel shit/
Just stop son, before it gets ugly, you can't even get a 50 fan to like your terrible mumbling/
No worries, the Doctor is in, to give subscriptions to your non-lyrical infection/
I'll devour you faster than Refrigerator Perry at a bofa table/
I'm the wheel chaired MC, no need for special treatment, I'll send you to your death/
Just don't pee in your pants, because I don't like to clean up that smelly mess/
Like Peter North, I save my best for last/
You chock and gaggle on my greatness, like a Aurona Snow porno/
Just don't orgasm when I give you your Deathblow/

v

Bring the pain Dr. GAYlove sailor

You got that right, you're all average in motion/
Dr. S is drowning in a melted Vanilla Ice ocean/
And it got ugly the second you stepped to the mic/
So ugly even Courtney Love was forced to become a dyke/
The Dr no one likes, less popular than tax hikes/
A woman-beating house-robbing hobo like Bill Sykes/
You only in a wheel-chair cos your legs couldn't take it/
Wackitis malignant in your veins so you could no longer fake it/
I break it, your back that is I'll smash ya jaw like a glass pole/
Then shake it, and pull ya spine out through ya ass_hole/
I'll pop the lid off your pescription, then tear you in two/
You tried to bite something witty off, but found Death was more than you can chew.

B!tch 😮‍💨

that was fire 😆

Originally posted by Deathblow
Bring the pain Dr. GAYlove sailor

You got that right, you're all average in motion/
Dr. S is drowning in a melted Vanilla Ice ocean/
And it got ugly the second you stepped to the mic/
So ugly even Courtney Love was forced to become a dyke/
The Dr no one likes, less popular than tax hikes/
A woman-beating house-robbing hobo like Bill Sykes/
You only in a wheel-chair cos your legs couldn't take it/
Wackitis malignant in your veins so you could no longer fake it/
I break it, your back that is I'll smash ya jaw like a glass pole/
Then shake it, and pull ya spine out through ya ass_hole/
I'll pop the lid off your pescription, then tear you in two/
You tried to bite something witty off, but found Death was more than you can chew.

B!tch 😮‍💨

😂 I like that

i just fight dirty but you busted dem dudes. I was going to bed but now I'm going to wait for a battle. I feel sorry for doctor gaylove....naaaaah! 🙄

Originally posted by FREAKY CAL
i just fight dirty but you busted dem dudes. I was going to bed but now I'm going to wait for a battle. I feel sorry for doctor gaylove....naaaaah! 🙄

😂 Intimidating

The worse someone gets whipped the shorter their rhymes get, i'll tear it up in the morning.

i'm glad the spirit of this thread has returned it hasn't been this pumped since like page 2

Originally posted by Deathblow
Bring the pain Dr. GAYlove sailor

You got that right, you're all average in motion/
Dr. S is drowning in a melted Vanilla Ice ocean/
And it got ugly the second you stepped to the mic/
So ugly even Courtney Love was forced to become a dyke/
The Dr no one likes, less popular than tax hikes/
A woman-beating house-robbing hobo like Bill Sykes/
You only in a wheel-chair cos your legs couldn't take it/
Wackitis malignant in your veins so you could no longer fake it/
I break it, your back that is I'll smash ya jaw like a glass pole/
Then shake it, and pull ya spine out through ya ass_hole/
I'll pop the lid off your pescription, then tear you in two/
You tried to bite something witty off, but found Death was more than you can chew.

B!tch 😮‍💨

That was nasty. 😈

Originally posted by FREAKY CAL
i tried to keep it clean and free of bashing this time since Lana(my love) doesn't like when i make fun because of her gay lady friends(i love them too). besides i don't want her to report me to the big bad mod ooooooohhh. maybe they could use some moderation:

mod I'm sorry, they told me to be afraid but I cant/
i feel like this my realm, if I don't attack my style is cramped/
you might have to put me off, why, I could neverbe anyones *****/
I'll die come back in another form, and aggrivate like an itch/
you like ball snippity, by your law you have to spit it raw/
i guess i should be suckin up fo' yo u get mad and put me off/
some persons rapped at me and said they'll get their dad involved/
instead of waiting while i see you, hell, might as well do a cannonball/
yes balls the size of cannonballs,you wanna moderate my drawers/
i'll introduce my body part for you to eat mr. cannibal/
eat me and change your name cause you will have ate an animal/
i've grown weary at the moment, i may let the rest go/
cause my fingers will numb all the cracks for your death blow/

I'm sorry, but that kind of insolence towards a mod will not be tolerated. You've given me no choice but to report this to Raz as a bannable offense.

Just kidding. It's pretty much morning here and I need to go sleepy, I've already slayed two punks today, I'd like to make it three but I'll have to wait till tomorrow. I should totally change my name to like MC DeathrowBlowdoggyDogg too.

in the words of the late great big pun, "when you awaken, your manhood will be taken, keep frontin like you satan when I'm the rhyming abomination"

And in the words of Donnie Darko, ''go suck a f*ck''.

Originally posted by FREAKY CAL
in the words of the late great big pun, "when you awaken, your manhood will be taken, keep frontin like you satan when I'm the rhyming abomination"

r.i.p Pun 🙁

**** fat joe for not supporting pun's fam

Originally posted by Deathblow
And in the words of Donnie Darko, ''go suck a f*ck''.

classic

Originally posted by Tha C-Master

Hah, god tell me this is a joke

why did I waste my time giving you a quote

those rhymes aint worth 2 cents

your ass must be broke

I don't want to hear what you stole from a cd

cause kid its time for another schoolin' from me

You think you feeling good swinging off of deathblow

I'm about to take you out you home and put you on' death row.

And please, don't talk about the duke

cause we all know you wish that was you

Where you at now?

Burned like a cow

I'm bout to show you what happens when you backpat your peeps

Have you heard

the brand new word

Of those who try to talk smack about me?

1, 2, 3

3, 2, 1

Making you look silly, was nothing but fun

I need to hurry up and get it done

because Ashton Kutcher still with your mom

How do I know

You ask fo sho

Its because he drove the limo to my own prom

Kung fu the beat

too bad you aint got me

Let this be a lesson to those who nutswing off their peeps.

You can go on and on about how I am a nerd

You'll be fine, cause you AND you daddy just got served.
😮‍💨

Peace, C-Master 2005

It would be a joke if it was April the first
I’ve ruined you before, but I’m feeling the thirst
You gave me the quote cuz you were really shook
You not a nerd, you just a worm lost in a wordless book
I’m not broke, you think I felt dissed?
Perforate the bladder now don’t seriously be pissed
I’ve got 3 different styles; smart, fresh and gore
Stop listening to Jay-z and Kanye, your ears must be sore
I’m not swinging off Deathblow, but why would u even think that
You gay? Bi? Rapist? Pedophile? Doesn’t matter u still wack
I never said you were a nerd, but would u like me to?
I’m not capable of saying that, cuz you’re too stupid for it to be true
I keep reading your sub-par wack bullshit style
Seems like its some recycled predictable shit off 8 Mile
That’s not hip hop, that’s some other shit said Premier
Your rhymes died off faster than Mase’s returning second career
KMC is bored of you, stop with the pop culture references
If I wanted that I would just watch MTV without your worthless sentences
Burned like a cow? What the ****ing hell does that mean
Oh shit, didn’t know you and animals were that of the same eye candy scene
You seem like you running out of things to say, what’s wrong got amnesia?
goldfish style putting you to rest with anesthesia
goldfish style putting you to rest with anesthesia

i forgot the smilie

😐

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
It would be a joke if it was April the first
I’ve ruined you before, but I’m feeling the thirst
You gave me the quote cuz you were really shook
You not a nerd, you just a worm lost in a wordless book
I’m not broke, you think I felt dissed?
Perforate the bladder now don’t seriously be pissed
I’ve got 3 different styles; smart, fresh and gore
Stop listening to Jay-z and Kanye, your ears must be sore
I’m not swinging off Deathblow, but why would u even think that
You gay? Bi? Rapist? Pedophile? Doesn’t matter u still wack
I never said you were a nerd, but would u like me to?
I’m not capable of saying that, cuz you’re too stupid for it to be true
I keep reading your sub-par wack bullshit style
Seems like its some recycled predictable shit off 8 Mile
That’s not hip hop, that’s some other shit said Premier
Your rhymes died off faster than Mase’s returning second career
KMC is bored of you, stop with the pop culture references
If I wanted that I would just watch MTV without your worthless sentences
Burned like a cow? What the ****ing hell does that mean
Oh shit, didn’t know you and animals were that of the same eye candy scene
You seem like you running out of things to say, what’s wrong got amnesia?
[b]goldfish style putting you to rest with anesthesia
goldfish style putting you to rest with anesthesia [/B]

Ohhhh sheee-at. Dat man did dat.

-AC

AC! youre retired, but if u have time, drop some knowledge for us 👆

Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
It would be a joke if it was April the first
I’ve ruined you before, but I’m feeling the thirst
You gave me the quote cuz you were really shook
You not a nerd, you just a worm lost in a wordless book
I’m not broke, you think I felt dissed?
Perforate the bladder now don’t seriously be pissed
I’ve got 3 different styles; smart, fresh and gore
Stop listening to Jay-z and Kanye, your ears must be sore
I’m not swinging off Deathblow, but why would u even think that
You gay? Bi? Rapist? Pedophile? Doesn’t matter u still wack
I never said you were a nerd, but would u like me to?
I’m not capable of saying that, cuz you’re too stupid for it to be true
I keep reading your sub-par wack bullshit style
Seems like its some recycled predictable shit off 8 Mile
That’s not hip hop, that’s some other shit said Premier
Your rhymes died off faster than Mase’s returning second career
KMC is bored of you, stop with the pop culture references
If I wanted that I would just watch MTV without your worthless sentences
Burned like a cow? What the ****ing hell does that mean
Oh shit, didn’t know you and animals were that of the same eye candy scene
You seem like you running out of things to say, what’s wrong got amnesia?
[b]goldfish style putting you to rest with anesthesia
goldfish style putting you to rest with anesthesia [/B]

boy, you are a waste of a breath
tired club lyrics is all thats left
I don't feel the end, I dont feel the premise
why do you keep on with a nonstop, lousy sentence
I'm a worm, was that supposed to hurt
Or are you the gay one, looking for a flirt
look somewhere else, because I don't wear a skirt
and please take off the extra medium shirts
You talking all the phrases, you can't be serious
eye candy and animals, boy you delirious
This time I waste, continuing to type
I could just picture you, sniffing up a pipe...
goldfish style, is that what you represent
it does remind me of a goldfish, cause all the do is shit
You seem to think you're a pimp, you're a player
when all the girls you say hi to say "see you later"
amnesia is a state, worse than confusion
as bad as I'm making you look, you must be fedding delusions
I would keep coming right back, but your friends are the intrusion
you might have had the torch, before I came
I see no reason to be impressed, all that shit is lame
when you keep coming on like your are wild
it tells me you need a lesson, C-master style.