Tha C-Master
Zitz! Rash! Pimple!
Originally posted by Deathblow
Ok ok, I'd say ''you need coaching'', but then what's the use? /
Cos you could swing like Sampras and still only make deuce/
And I 'swing' like even Toby McGuire can't/
Slam-dunking this fool like Kobe Bryant/
You're a christian? That's great but like you said, I'm a mod/
So officially you're my b!tch and yeah I'm your God/
I'm sure you pump the crowds, and I'm sure BOTH your fans are wildly devoted/
But why? Cos you battle against a younger guy who's more highly promoted? /
I don't listen, cos you more played out than 'Enter Sandman'/
Might as well move to Tibet and rent a caravan/
Cos nobody wants cares or even shares your views/
Like ninjas versus care-bears, I declare you gonna lose/
Somebody get this kid a free medic/
He was shot by a rap critic who found his verse and reread it/
Pathetic, rhymes like general anaesthetic: /
Limp, lifeless and with a full-body weak ethic/
One more thing 'daddy', I'm afraid I want you out of my life/
Cos I'm sick of you arguing with my other daddy over who gets to be the 'wife'.
Was that your best, you better recollect it
Put it back in the hole you should have kept it
Whats this about being a coach
getting beat by me its what you gonna remember most
aint got to boast
you about to get roast
call it quits with me and make a toast
you out a line
a worth a dime
You what I see on the bottom of my bathtub, grime
Whats this about you actin the best
I'm about to take you to the bank and cash that a## like a check
Wait before I go on are you retarded?
Because you stole my stuff why I don' bought it
Flip the size, on anyway you call it
I'm bout to give you a hangover, like a sad alcoholic
Get me a medic
boy you can't tell it
I cashed you at the bank,
and now I'm bout to sell it
when all is done
I'm the one
who took you out on a stroll,
cause hell, it was fun
about the wife, you better get another one
Cause she's over here staring up at the sun.
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Originally posted by Dr. Octagon
im c-master, here to rhyme faster
leave you flat on the cement plaster
my rhymes cause much disaster
see master, its that simple to rhyme like you
ill cut you, Deathblow will slash you
and the rest of KMC will not even notice you
wheres the substance? wheres the originality?
all i see is a sig of Duke Nukem, no sense of reality
you can rhyme about "no mercy" and those guns
sure, you can call me public enemy number one
cuz after all the heat, my uzi will still weights a cold ton
your sig reminds me too much of a swarchzenegger's spurious son
my good friend? you must have been mistaken
ill go Duke Nukem and leave your whole body shaken
youre just another silent fart in the breeze
the only time you would "rock the ice" is when you get brain freeze
welcome to reality, how can i lose to you when you just virtual
im spiritual, i took the cartridge out of the game so youre gone
i won this battle right from the first bang of the shaolin gong
on top of this, i shift your thoughts and leaved you pissed
an empty bladder, shatter down to the core till you have no place within matter
your rhymes dont make sense, like surgically attaching twins
dont be confused, and perplexed just cuz you lost the other pidgeons
stop thinkin about rocks, cuz you'll stop thinking when you take in too many rocks
Death and Doc cause much stress rap, verbal kung fu
goldfish style, dont forget who defeated you
goldfish style, dont forget who defeated you😛 😐
Hah, god tell me this is a joke
why did I waste my time giving you a quote
those rhymes aint worth 2 cents
your ass must be broke
I don't want to hear what you stole from a cd
cause kid its time for another schoolin' from me
You think you feeling good swinging off of deathblow
I'm about to take you out you home and put you on' death row.
And please, don't talk about the duke
cause we all know you wish that was you
Where you at now?
Burned like a cow
I'm bout to show you what happens when you backpat your peeps
Have you heard
the brand new word
Of those who try to talk smack about me?
1, 2, 3
3, 2, 1
Making you look silly, was nothing but fun
I need to hurry up and get it done
because Ashton Kutcher still with your mom
How do I know
You ask fo sho
Its because he drove the limo to my own prom
Kung fu the beat
too bad you aint got me
Let this be a lesson to those who nutswing off their peeps.
You can go on and on about how I am a nerd
You'll be fine, cause you AND you daddy just got served.
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Peace, C-Master 2005
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