Clerks II

Clerks II. Excellent movie. I nearly wet myself in many places...my crotch, my inner thighs, my sleeve, and also just by my armpit.

What was your favorite scene from the movie?

Personally, I the whole 'pillow pants' bit took my balls away.

i laughed about the LOTR/SW debate.

"even the trees ****ing walked"

I enjoyed it. I simply loved everything about Elias . I can't remember another movie character who could be so innocent, funny, and disturbing at the same time, and that 'pillow pants' scene is one for the ages.

I always imagined the troll was smaller, and actually lived completely inside the vagina. I never imagined him stuck halfway in, halfway out.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Clerks II. Excellent movie. I nearly wet myself in many places...my crotch, my inner thighs, my sleeve, and also just by my armpit.

What was your favorite scene from the movie?

Personally, I the whole 'pillow pants' bit took my balls away.

The whole Jay/Silence of the Lambs thing was really funny. The "tucked back" scene had me rolling.

Originally posted by BackFire
The whole Jay/Silence of the Lambs thing was really funny. The "tucked back" scene had me rolling.

Oh, yeah. That was excellent. Jay is so hypnotically watchable.

I want to see this freaking movie...

It'll blow your brains out, B. It's got the funny. The big funny. Yes.

I went to see this 8 times, worth every penny

Since when is "Porchmonkey" a racial slur? 😂 (I'm taking it back.)

Originally posted by gregmss
I went to see this 8 times, worth every penny

This reminds me of the part with the LOTR nerd. "Dude, I just made fun of Lord of the Rings so much, I made some guy puke all over the counter."

The guy who played Randal deserves an Oscar for best Actor.

Possibly one of the funniest movies ever made.

i thought it lived up to the original for sure. it definently held a john hughs feel and there is nothing wrong with that

it was really funny movie but nothing special at all..

Man this movie is hilarious!

Randall is just absolutely hilarious. And his take on the Transformers is hilarious for all the hype going on right now.

"Although she did once refer to a broken bottle as a ****** knife"

I lost interest in Randall ever since he said Return of the Jedi was the best Star Wars film. Kevin Smith has appalling taste.

Originally posted by exanda kane
I lost interest in Randall ever since he said Return of the Jedi was the best Star Wars film. Kevin Smith has appalling taste.

Kevin Smith's favourite part is ESB.

I'm obviously mistaken in that department, perhaps Kevin Smith is actually genuinely clever; he hardly usues complex means of expressing his views. Take the Lord of the Rings dig for example. Poor taste.

Originally posted by exanda kane
I'm obviously mistaken in that department, perhaps Kevin Smith is actually genuinely clever; he hardly usues complex means of expressing his views. Take the Lord of the Rings dig for example. Poor taste.

It is partly easy offensive humour, but he does make deeper points too. And the jokes are at least above the standard. I enjoy his work.