Clerks II

Started by Bardock4211 pages

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Sort of correct...it's 'book right'. No comma.

(That's two words, rather than one, so it's also ironic. Funny and ironic - pheweee! That's a heady mix...)

That could be almost a Kevin Smith mix ..I am shocked.

Originally posted by Bardock42
That could be almost a Kevin Smith mix ..I am shocked.

That's funny and amusing.

*claps slowly*

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
That's funny and amusing.

*claps slowly*


Aww, you are such a slow clapper.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Aww, you are such a slow clapper.

Thank you for describing my affliction, rather than poking fun at me.

I feel respected by you.

Hold me?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Thank you for describing my affliction, rather than poking fun at me.

I feel respected by you.

Hold me?

I want to...but I can't

Kinda ironic in a thread about a movie by Kevin Smith

We've definitely been here before, but I think the roles were reversed.

Weird.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
We've definitely been here before, but I think the roles were reversed.

Weird.

I am quite sure too, but why didn't you continue...do you not love me anymore?

Originally posted by Bardock42
I am quite sure too, but why didn't you continue...do you not love me anymore?

Oh, shit! Sorry! What am I supposed to say again?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Oh, shit! Sorry! What am I supposed to say again?

This:
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Then I will hold you...

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Hahahaha...You're funny, and you're not even joking! What's the word for that?

I'll address you when you address me, seem fair enough? Good. Now here's what you do, make a seemingly witty comment with no depth that distracts people from noticing that you haven't actually addressed anything so they don't think you're a tool. Com'on, keeping backing away so that you've gone so far back that people can even recall what you were arguing about in the first place. Go on, you know you want to.

OoooOoooOooo, tensions seems to be building in this thread. Will Krunk and Bardock create an intimate relationship built on ice skating? And how will Krunk defend himself against the words of Kram3r? And will I stop drinking beer before I continue posting things that I will regret when I read them tomorrow? What will happen next? Find out right here on KMC Forums! OooOoooOooOoooooO! 😄

Clerks II Thread: Serious Business

Allow me to quote The Simpsons' Comic Book Guy: "Best... Thread... EVER!!"

Originally posted by Kram3r
I'll address you when you address me, seem fair enough? Good. Now here's what you do, make a seemingly witty comment with no depth that distracts people from noticing that you haven't actually addressed anything so they don't think you're a tool. Com'on, keeping backing away so that you've gone so far back that people can even recall what you were arguing about in the first place. Go on, you know you want to.

Your mommy loves you.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
OoooOoooOooo, tensions seems to be building in this thread. Will Krunk and Bardock create an intimate relationship built on ice skating? And how will Krunk defend himself against the words of Kram3r? And will I stop drinking beer before I continue posting things that I will regret when I read them tomorrow? What will happen next? Find out right here on KMC Forums! OooOoooOooOoooooO! 😄

I love you.

Bardock: I will hold you with my ear lobes.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Bardock: I will hold you with my ear lobes.

Gives a whole new meaning to the good old "Love is in the ear", eh?

Yeah, it does...because the love is in your ear lobes.

Right?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Yeah, it does...because the love is in your ear lobes.

Right?

Maybe....hmm....I don't know what to say...the love (in the earlobe) just makes me all....yeah.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Your mommy loves you.

Awww, you couldn't come up with anything better?

Originally posted by Kram3r
Awww, you couldn't come up with anything better?

Why do I need to? It's not as if your reponses addressing my responses represent anything resembling a challenge.

I have a new one for you, though. I'm pretty excited about this one...Here it is:

*coughs*

Your Daddy really cares.

It would be swell if we could keep the ego-driven argument out of this thread.

It will be less swell if we can't, because that will mean warnings.

Stop it.