Queeq’s Kamino Canine Club (beware of the occasional spoiler)

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How long does it last?

umm......

about an hour......

I think........

*looks at strange boxes on shelves behind bar while nibbling on queeq's ear*

What the hell is all this stuff finti has stashed back here ??

And why is it smoking?

And why does it have "Property of The Empire" stamped on it ?

You want to check them, dear?

I'm not opening them. You do it.

Hmm. If they are ACTUALLY property of the Empire they shopuld have a 500 digit ISBN code on them. I'll go get my code book.

(Wanders off to find all 18 volumes)

Property of the Empire.

say to himself quietly "I wonder what this stuff might be worth."

Orph studies the boxes but is rather reluctant to open one.
"Imperial booze maybe, where's that code Ush mentioned?"

If Ush won't give them to you, you'll have to hire a Bothan spy.

*Grabs lightsaber and puts it to finti's neck*

Open it or you get it.

*Grabs lightsaber and puts it to finti's neck*
put LaurenE147 over Finti`s knees and give her a spanking. Dont ever play tough with the bartender, or else I let queeq handle you next time. 😈

Shouldn't that be, you'll let queeq man-handle her next time?

Oooooooo.....WHAM ! Corran wipes out finti in a single post !

😄 *proud*

*waits for finti's response*

So dear, what do you want to charge for tickets for this one ?

*takes lightsaber and slices finti in half. he is clearly dead and can never come back. Ever.*

I do not stand for sexual harrassment.

*scratches head, looks at finti's body*

Well I guess we'll have wait for a thunderstorm to show up so I can re-animate him. We do need him around to serve drinks, Lauren. Those drinkbots are so unreliable. Makes the customers cranky. How about if I put something in his brain to make him completely non-sexist ?

Originally posted by LaurenE147
[BI do not stand for sexual harrassment. [/B]

I'll have to do it friendly then. 😈

Now why did you slice up that crash test dummie L147?

How about if I put something in his brain to make him completely non-sexist ?
🙂 What? 🙂