Queeq’s Kamino Canine Club (beware of the occasional spoiler)

Started by LaurenE147166 pages
LaurenE147 Restricted

estrogen

*takes lightsaber and slices the real finti in half so that he is dead with no hope for return. Not even by incantations from the book of the dead.*

Corran Lucifer

OK so now I need a drink, Finti you gonna stop play acting dead and start serving because these droids are little better than useless.

Gundark Mayhem

😂 😂

Yes - finti, stop that. 😂

finti Senior Member

L147 put down that one foot candy stick before you poke queeqs eye out, and your milkshake will be ready dont rush it. And Corran any more smart remarks from you, you are left with blackpudding only..... pissed on by Mech

Gundark Mayhem

😂 😂 😂

Thats it. I'll be damned if I'm going out to the mailbox anymore.

finti Senior Member

Shouldn't that be, you'll let queeq man-handle her next time?
queeq dutch man maybe, but a Norse man is more man than L147 can handle so I give her to pewee dutchman, if he is too much maybe Corran can try

Gundark Mayhem

BIFF ! SOCKO ! BAM ! POW !

This is better the old Batman. 😂

Only the Amish girls can handle the Viking Gods. 😉

finti Senior Member

Not even the Amish can handle the norseman, not alone that is 😈

Gundark Mayhem

I said girls !

finti Senior Member

and lots of them too 😄

mechmoggy Northern Monkey

No matter what's said and done, you just can't kill the Jukebox. 😮‍💨

*Goes back to selling his meaty treats*

Getcha "Golden Black Pudding" 2 for a £1, "Otters noses" 5 for £1......etc

Gundark Mayhem

Ick. Mech, don't you have something more american ?

mechmoggy Northern Monkey

"Deep fried crispy Snickers bar" do?

LaurenE147 Restricted

*dumps milkshake on top of finti and then takes his drink in hiand and downs it*

I can't handle norse god, huh?

Gundark Mayhem

Thats perfect Mech. I'll take the super-size. 😂

This Lauren-finti match is getting really good. It will do wonders for the bar business.

LaurenE147 Restricted

Thank you. I'll be here all week.

finti Senior Member

dumps milkshake on top of finti and then takes his drink in hiand and downs it*
well I dont drink while on job, the thing you tought was a drink was actually a glass of Mech piss
I can't handle norse god, huh?
I dont know about Norse gods, but sure as hell not a Norse man, well maybe Mah but he is more like a Norse cubscout.
Norse gods, bah humbug like all gods

Corran Lucifer

Now we know that God is reputedly Jesus's father, but we don't know who Gods father is(no not GodFather we know who that was), so does that make God a bastard? 😕

Hmmm I think maybe I've had too much drink, oh well Finti, one of your best beers if you please.

finti Senior Member

a glen dagobah ale comming up, and dont go rambling about whatever you tried to say 😱

Corran Lucifer

Thanks, I appear to have forgotten what I was saying anyhow, nice weather for this time of year.