Bedtime Story

Your a redneck if......*walks away*

My auntie looks like Halle Berry 😊
And I don't imagine about screwing Bradley, only sad geeks imagine about having sex with celebs, you would fit right in Samuel 😊

I see through your lies like Superman does walls ✅
Actually, my night with Elisha Cuthbert was 100% true life. I have physical evidence sitting on my lap right now 😮‍💨

Anyway, according to you, geeks are world-inheriting chick magnets 😊

Originally posted by Deathblow
I see through your lies like Superman does walls ✅
Actually, my night with Elisha Cuthbert was 100% true life. I have physical evidence sitting on my lap right now 😮‍💨

Anyway, according to you, geeks are world-inheriting chick magnets 😊

It's true she does 😛

And it's so nice that you stalk me Samuel, I think I'm a little flattered, or I would be if you didn't disgust me so much 😊
And the whole geek thing they are ✅
I said you would fit right in, not that you technically were one, because I don't know about the size of your pocket protector but I'm sure it's sub par in comparison hi2

Originally posted by Deathblow
I see through your lies like Superman does walls ✅
Actually, my night with Elisha Cuthbert was 100% true life. I have physical evidence sitting on my lap right now 😮‍💨

Anyway, according to you, geeks are world-inheriting chick magnets 😊

Get that web cam of yours and prove it. 😛

and by the way Elisha's a whore fab

Where in that post did I state that I stalked you?😕

And I'm glad I disgust you, I wouldn't feel right any other way 😊
Also for the record, I'm not a geek. The only things I bear in common with geeks is the chick magnet thing. And the glasses. And an unhealthy obsession with kung-fu movies. Thank you and goodnight captain

How else would you know about the geek thing? 😱

And it's not so much disgust as repulse 😊

And your glasses are such a trend, you probably don't even need them sneaky2 just trying to cash in on the chick magnetness of it all ❌ Some people actually need glasses ❌

And kung-fu movies for the most part suck too winkiss

Night doll face winkiss

KMC is a public forum, it's perfectly within my rights to read comments in threads that are actually far too lame for me to post in schmoll

The difference is...?

Trend my friggin ass sneaky2 I hate wearing glasses, but I do actually need them for reading, writing and typing. The chick-magnetism is in my blood.

You know nothing 😊

"Anyway, according to you, geeks are world-inheriting chick magnets"

That's twice I've heard this.

-AC

Originally posted by Deathblow
KMC is a public forum, it's perfectly within my rights to read comments in threads that are actually far too lame for me to post in schmoll

The difference is...?

Trend my friggin ass sneaky2 I hate wearing glasses, but I do actually need them for reading, writing and typing. The chick-magnetism is in my blood.

You know nothing 😊

You've posted in said thread though 😐
There's a slight difference, but one none the less, disgust would imply a state of sickness, whereas repulse is a less dramatic case 😊

I'm actually quite surprised you need glasses, not so perfect now are you tongue_ss

And name one really good kung fu movie ✅

Oh yeah 😮

Wow what an honor, I only repulse miss Irene touched

I didn't know you considered me perfect in the first place flirt2

Enter The Dragon
Game Of Death
Twin Warriors
Once Upon A Time In China 1 2 & 3
The Legend

I could go on and on 😎

A basilisk.

Originally posted by Deathblow
Oh yeah 😮

Wow what an honor, I only repulse miss Irene touched

I didn't know you considered my perfect in the first place flirt2

Enter The Dragon
Game Of Death
Twin Warriors
Once Upon A Time In China 1 2 & 3
The Legend

I could go on and on 😎

Miss Irene, hmmm I like that diva
Better than Reno anyways 😐

Well no, the tattoos don't do it for me, so I take back that perfect comment 😊

And I've seen one of those movies, enter the dragon, wasn't that impressed with it no2

Well excuse me for attempting an affectionate nickname, as pathetic as that attempt was disgust

I had all 5 of my tattoos removed almost a year ago 😐

Well ETD it is a little too American, the proper Chinese movies are the best, but you probably wouldn't appreciate them seeing as their subtitled ❌

Originally posted by Deathblow
Well excuse me for attempting an affectionate nickname, as pathetic as that attempt was disgust

I had all 5 of my tattoos removed almost a year ago 😐

Well ETD it is a little too American, the proper Chinese movies are the best, but you probably wouldn't appreciate them seeing as their subtitled ❌

Yes, it was quite pathetic 😊

Okay, I lied, I like tattoos 😮
But whatever floats your boat I suppose 😊

And what's wrong with subtitles 😕
Anyone who can read can appreciate a movie even if it's subtitled 😖mart:

At least I tried 😊

Well not the tattoos obviously, or I wouldn't have had them removed 😐

Better start learning your ABC then, cos tomorrow is a Jet Li marathon round my place 😖mart:

Originally posted by Deathblow
At least I tried 😊

Well not the tattoos obviously, or I wouldn't have had them removed 😐

Better start learning your ABC then, cos tomorrow is a Jet Li marathon round my place 😖mart:

Try harder next time ✅

And it depends where they are placed really 😊
If it's white trash like locations, then no thanks sneaky2

Do you even have friends anymore? 😕
Like do they agree to these things 🤨

You said you liked miss Irene, will that do?

Left arm, chest, lower leg. Nothing skanky. I get the feeling I'm gonna regret my white trash comment earlier cry

My bestest buddy loves kung-fu flicks too, so it's all good 😊

Originally posted by Deathblow
You said you liked miss Irene, will that do?

Left arm, chest, lower leg. Nothing skanky. I get the feeling I'm gonna regret my white trash comment earlier cry

My bestest buddy loves kung-fu flicks too, so it's all good 😊

I suppose Miss Irene shall do diva
It's much better than Reno disgust

I hate all tattoos on arms 😐 specially the bicep area, yucky, and why would you get a tattoo on your leg in the first place?
The best place is the shoulder blade, that's sexy eyes

And I said friends, implying more than one 😛