Bedtime Story

Started by SlipknoT8 pages

yo yo yo yo

Hey hey don't start throwing capital letters in disgust
miss Irene is just fine ✅

Thats exactly where mine was m'afraid 😮
I don't know, it seemed like a good idea at the time I guess.

I have more than one friend 😠 Its just Darrel is the only one who shares my obsession with movies about kicking people ✅

Originally posted by Deathblow
Hey hey don't start throwing capital letters in disgust
[b]m
iss Irene is just fine ✅

Thats exactly where mine was m'afraid 😮
I don't know, it seemed like a good idea at the time I guess.

I have more than one friend 😠 Its just Darrel is the only one who shares my obsession with movies about kicking people ✅ [/B]

Depriving me of a capital M huh? ranting You bastard!

Can we just say you're an idiot on the tattoo front?
One with bad taste anyways yucky
What were they of?

And I think you have anger issues, see a trained professional 😊

You want a capital M, you have to earn it whip2

Lets 😊
Biohazard sign on my arm, interlocking red stars on my leg, little fireball thingie on my chest.

Howbout I go see Dr Shutyourfatmouth ✅

Jeese louise I need sleep 😱

Originally posted by Deathblow
You want a capital M, you have to earn it whip2

Lets 😊
Biohazard sign on my arm, interlocking red stars on my leg, little fireball thingie on my chest.

Howbout I go see Dr Shutyourfatmouth ✅

Jeese louise I need sleep 😱

How do I earn my M? disgust

The fireball one sounds interesting to say the least 😱

And you know, I feel bad for this doctor, he must have been taunted as a child cry

I don't know, suprise me sleeping

It was probably the worst one 🙁

Yes horribly, thats why he became an anger management type person, so he could seek retribution in reveling in the pain and anguish of others cry

i never got bedtime stories my mom played Metallica's ENTER SANDMAN as a lullaby

Originally posted by Deathblow
I don't know, suprise me sleeping

It was probably the worst one 🙁

Yes horribly, thats why he became an anger management type person, so he could seek retribution in reveling in the pain and anguish of others cry

Meh you're not worth it 😊

I hate to admit, but it sounds somewhat sexy sneaky2 damn you!

Well at least he doesn't go out and just randomly assault people on the streets instead 😱
This way at least he can help troubled kids like you 😊

Fine, surrender your capital M and the credentials that go with it ❌

I assure you, it really wasn't 😖

Well I'm kind of beyond help now, he's really just there to sell me low-grade fire arms and whisper prophesies of the coming apocalypse in my ear while I sleep ✅

Originally posted by Deathblow
Fine, surrender your capital M and the credentials that go with it ❌

I assure you, it really wasn't 😖

Well I'm kind of beyond help now, he's really just there to sell me low-grade fire arms and whisper prophesies of the coming apocalypse in my ear while I sleep ✅

What credentials? I'll get my M elsewhere schmoll

Since we're talking about you here, I'll take your word for it 😊

That's reassuring ✅
If you're ever in my city, do me a favour and tell me ahead of time so I can make sure to be out of the country 😊

Two days. Thats how long it'll be before you come crawling back begging me for your M 🙂

I am quite unattractive aren't I flirt2

Don't you fret your pretty little head, I make a point of avoiding the slums. You won't be bothered ❌

Originally posted by Deathblow
Two days. Thats how long it'll be before you come crawling back begging me for your M 🙂

I am quite unattractive aren't I flirt2

Don't you fret your pretty little head, I make a point of avoiding the slums. You won't be bothered ❌

Not even, I would never deem that PM box worthy of a message from me sneaky2

I'll refrain from saying anything 😐

We must have different perceptions of slums, you are after all from Phoenix aren't you? I don't think you have the right to speakwinkiss

Thats a point, you're the only person on my buddy list i've never sent/recieved a PM from 😱 Miserable b!tch 😒

I wish that was always the case 🙁

Why do you think I moved? That place was holding me back diva

Originally posted by Deathblow
Thats a point, you're the only person on my buddy list i've never sent/recieved a PM from 😱 Miserable b!tch 😒

I wish that was always the case 🙁

Why do you think I moved? That place was holding me back diva

So, send me one sneaky2
Lazy jackass, it's not always a one way thing in a relationship you know schmoll

You know you love our b!tch fests babe winkiss

Holding you back from what?
Your now minimum wage job? 😊

What to say, what to say cry
I thought we didn't have a relationship schmoll

Couldn't live without em captain

Yes, that and lots of cheap Indian food ✅

Originally posted by Deathblow
What to say, what to say cry
I thought we didn't have a relationship schmoll

Couldn't live without em captain

Yes, that and lots of cheap Indian food ✅

I see how it is schmoll
And we do, a love hate one, you love me, I hate you winkiss

Yea, me neither 🤺

Score for you 😐

Btw I don't really hate you, in fact I'm deeply in love with you, and just say the word and I'll devote my entire life to serving you. eyes

Old joke miss I, old joke ❌

You don't seem to understand, I'm talking really really cheap here ✅

Don't patronize me. It damages my brittle heart cry

Originally posted by Deathblow
Old joke miss I, old joke ❌

You don't seem to understand, I'm talking really really cheap here ✅

Don't patronize me. It damages my brittle heart cry

It's a classic 😊

And if it's as cheap as you say, you two belong together in_love

I was being serious, but if that's a no, alright 😊

It wasn't funny the first time sneaky2

Yes, me and the Indian food belong together 😕

Fine, what magic word do I have to give to get this lifetime of devoted service? 😱

Originally posted by Deathblow
It wasn't funny the first time sneaky2

Yes, me and the Indian food belong together 😕

Fine, what magic word do I have to give to get this lifetime of devoted service? 😱

Sure it was 😊

Oh shut it, I'm tired, and bored yawn
I need to be entertained ✅

It's already yours 😱