say nothing but movie quotes. not including smilies!

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"When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says ****ing shit after that. You might get some ***** talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the **** up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to **** around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a ***** in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. "

-Reservoir Dogs

Jesus................wept.

-Hellraiser

"American Dog!"

-Kill Bill vol 2

Oh, I'm sorry did I break your concentration?

-Pulp Fiction

"Why would I want bubble gum?"

- Once upon a time in Mexico

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

-Goodfellas

Self improvement is masturbation

- Fight Club

With a gun barrel between your teeth, you only speak in vowels.

-Fight Club

The first rule is... I'm not supposed to talk about it..

-Fight Club

and the second rule is...........I'm not supposed to talk about it.

-Fight Club

"I'm a member"

-Fight Club

I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.

-Fight Club

"I go wednesday's and saturdays"

-Fight club

(something like that)

Have you heard about Tyler Durden?

-Fight Club

(OK, lets pick another film, here. 😛)

Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

(pulp fiction)

'why don't you get the hell off my car before you flip it over, you fat f.uck!"

~The Sopranos - Ep. 3 - Season 2~

"you think that when you die you go to Heaven..." The Tall Man Phantasm

"Booooyyy!" The Tall Man Phantasm 2

We've got tactical smart missles, phase plasma pulse rifles, RPGs. We've got sonic electronic ballbreakers!- Hudson, Aliens

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