say nothing but movie quotes. not including smilies!

Started by aclj70 pages

Luke... I am your father

Peter Griffin: We all know that no women anywhere wants to have sex with anyone and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus.
Lois Griffin: Ah, he is so right on. Women are such teases. That's why I went back to men.

You're going to need a bigger boat.

Ed-"c*ckacidal maniac!"

"nothing but movie quotes, not including smilies"

"you stole mi story" 😐

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
"you stole mi story" 😐

"DIVORCE! D-I-V-O-R-C-E!"

i do belive, your sitting on my hamster.

Absof***nlutey Bob

IM THE JUGGENAUGHT *****!!

you stole my story.

🍺

Originally posted by Valharu
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drunk

Originally posted by SpadeKing
drunk
cheers

😬

you sunk my battleshit!!
harold and kumar go to white castle.

ask me about my weiner.

say what ever u want about jesus. but leave the rings out of this!!

never go ass to mouth

Right, They said alien, she thought they said illegal alien, signed up.